A YU-GI-OH Christmas

By:Crystel kmonikia, e-mail digitaldreamer2000@msn.com

Chapter four:In town

Disclaimer:As much I wish I did, I do not own Yu Gi Oh! And also, thsi fic was made by yours truely, so useing a quote from ti or anything like that is fine so long as you ask my permission first, if I find out you copied me, I will take a plane to where you live, amke you swallow gasoline and then throw a lit match down there and you will burn from the inside out, and I will cut the viens on your's wrists open and lsit your throught....uh....to put it simply, DUN COPY!

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Everyone was out in the town. Mai, Isis, and Anzu were getting the tree. Yugi and Yami were getting the pizza, and Y.Bakura and Y.Malik were getting the movies. Everyone else was christmas shopping, lets look in on our little teenager's shall we?

Yami:If those two shitty bitch's even THINK about getting scary movies I'm going to-

Yugi:Yami, they will be fine!

Yami:*Mutters*Sure they will...

Yugi:Why would they get anything scarey?

Yami: Because you freak out over them, your brave enugh to face pegasus in a duel that could lose your soul, brave enugh to get yourself almost killed over it, brave neugh to stand up to a bulyl without an alter ego, yet any movie higher then PG scares you.

Yugi:Does not!

Yami:Does too!

Yugi:Prove it!

Yami:*Pulls out video, sticks it into a conventaly placed vcr atached to a big screen tv in the snow*

*Video*

Yugi and Yami are watching Jerrasic park 3, Yugi is cowering under the covers and Yami is stareing at the tv eating all the popcorn.

Yugi:I don't like this movie....*Holds pillow over face, peeks over*

A raptor shows up on screen, close up of teeth.

Yugi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*Cowers under covers*

Yami:Yugi, it's computer animated, and that doesn't mean it's going to jump out of the tv at you.

Yugi:*Peeks over*So?*Hide's again*

Yami:*Sweatdrop**Pulls pillow off of Yugi's face, just then a meaty skelaton falls down onto the screen*

Yugi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*Runs out of room*

*End video*

Yugi:Okay, so I was a little scared, I was 15 then!

Yami:Yugi, your 15 now!

Yugi:Well, I'm much more grown up now.

A freaky looking old guy pops up.

Yugi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*Runs into hungrey howies screaming*

Old man:I was just going to ask you if you knew what the time is.....

Yami:*Sweatdrop*

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Isis:Okay, I got the permit!

Mai:I have the axe, let's go shop ourselve's a sapling!

Anzu:Yay!

So they walk around and look at the trees.

Isis:How about that one?

Anzu:Ummm...too thin.

Mai:Well how about that one?

Anzu:Uhhh....too few branch's in the back.

Isis & Mai:Pick one already!

Anzu:*Looks around*That one! Its the perfect size, the perfect shape!Isn't it cute?

Mai:Good chioce, now stand back!

Anzu:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Isis:She's gonna chop it down baka!

Anzu:*Steps in front of the tree*Oh no you don't, your not hurting this tree!

Isis and Mai:*Sweatdrop*

Anzu:*Look around, and see's a shop that sells artifical trees*We can get an artifical one, and it won't be as prickly.

Mai:*Sighs*Fine......

So they get an artifical tree

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Y.Malik:What movies should we get?

Y.Bakura:*Evil laugh*Lets get all scary one's so Yugi's get's scared out of his mind and Yami freaks!

Y.Malik:Heh, two for the price of one....heh heh heh.

Y.Bakura:Beside's, they never said nothing scary.

Y.Malik:Good piont....Okay, how about this one?*Picks up American nightmere*

Y.Bakura:Okay that one's great, oh and this one.*Picks up Panic room*

Y.Malik:Perfect!Oh, one more.....hmmm.......*Grabs The Mummy*

They pay for the movies and leave.

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Yugi:Okay I phoned everyone, and it's come to this. We want two pepporoni and sausage pizza's with extra cheese and extra sauce, two with ham and bacon, and one with olives,pineapple,green peppers,and onions.

Yami:*Raise's eybrow*Who's the vegaterain?

Yugi:Anzu apprently.

Yami:*shrug's and orders*Oh, and a two liter of mountain dew.

Pizza guy:Okay....*Goes into back to get the pizza*

Yami:Well Yugi, I think you may actully be right about this best christmas ever thing!

Yugi:*Nods and smiles*

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Honda:*Walking with Jounouchi around twon*So, who did you get for secret santa?

Jou:Mai....But I'm not sure what to get her.....

Honda:Just get her clothe's or something....girls like that kind of stuff

Jou:But i want to get her somethin' extra specail.

Honda:You like her don't you?

Jou:I do not!

Honda:Suuure....

Jou:I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honda:Heh, why don't you get her an ingagement ring?

Jou:GGGGRRRR!!!*Socks him*

Honda:Dude...that hurt....

Jou:*Sweatdrop*So anyway, who did you get?

Honda:*Sighs and stare's into space with a goofy look on his face*

Jou:----____________----- you got Shizuka didn't you?

Honda:Yeah........heh heh...I'm gonna get her....*Stop's suddenly*What AM I gonna give her?

Jou:Better not be a kiss or I'll break your neck...

Honda:Not if I break your's firsy puppy dog!

Jou:Puppy dog?Ah that's it!*They start atatcking each other and roll in front of a bus.

Both:Ahhhhhhhhhhh!*Jump out of the way into a mound of snow*

Bus druver:You fucks, fight in some alley or osmething morons-

Jou:Shut up old maid!

Honda:Hey, look at that necklace.....*Pionts to a necklace in the window*

Jou:Wow that's really nice

Honda:I'm gonna go buy it!*Goes and pays $99.99 for it*

Jou:Wow, one cent change, that'll sure to be useful

Honda:Who cares, Shizuka will love this!

Jou:I wish I knew what to give Mai...

Honda:Relax buddy, we'll fidn something, now lets back to teh cabin, I'm freezing and it's getting dark.

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So everyone went back to the cabin.

Yami sees what movies they got:STUPID FUCKING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y.Bakura:Shut up Pharoah,your more of a bitch then I am.

Yami:Slut!

Y.Bakura:Porcupine head!

Yami:Girly hair!

Bakura:hey...

Both Yamsi are trying to choke each toher when Yugi steps between them.

Yugi:CUT IT OUT!!!

Yami:*Under breath*Bitch

Y.Bakura:*Under breath*Shitty slut

Yugi:Now lets eat pizza.

Everyon:YAYYYYYYY!!!!!PIZZA!!