By:Crystel Komikia E-mail digitaldreamer2000@msn.com

Chapter five:The Christmas tree

Disclaimer:I don't own Yu Gi Oh, but I do own this fic, so get readin!

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Everyone is eating pizza

Yugi:Yummy

Mai:Yum this is good

Isis:Anzu I never knew you were a vegateraian

Anzu:Oh I'm not

Seto is about to take a bite of his ham and bacon pizza

Anzu:DON'T EAT THAT!IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:*Cracks up*

Jou:Well I geuss we'd better get the tree up

Girls:Uhhhh....

Honda:Where is the tree?

Mai:Um....I'll go get it*Get's huge box with a picture of a christmas tree on it and the words 100% artifical on it*

Yugi:You got an artifical tree?

Mokuba:Just like at home, except ours ethier on the computer screen or a hologram. - -

Everyone:Oo to Seto

Seto:What, you expect me to actully spend time getting a REAL,solid tree?

Isis:Well, Anzu here is a tree hugger and wouldn't let us cut down the tree, so we got a artifical one.

Seto,Y.Malik,Malik,and Y.bakura:*Rolls eyes*

Yugi:Well...lets get it up then, I don't mind.

Yami:Suuure you don-

Yugi:*Glare's at him*

Yami:Uh yeah, I don't mind eathier^^

Sio they open up the box

Y.Bakura:You got the kind that needs to be assembled????????

Girls:Heh heh heh, yeah....

Y.Malik:Grrrr...

Yugi:Well, I geuss we should just start assembling....

So they got all teh branches out and started putting the tree together

Jou:YAH!!*He and Honda are having a sword fight with two fo the biggest branches...

Honda:Hii yah!!!

Jou:*Backs Honda into a wall and holds branch to his throught**In phoney british accent*Surrenderh!!!

Honda:Never!!!*They countiue theare swordfight*

Mai:Ow guy's I'm trying to sort thease branches out go away...

Jou:Oh erm sorry Mai I-*Gets hit in chest by branch*

Honda:Toushai!!

Jou:DUDE THAT*Realizes everyoen can hear him*Tickled,.....really...tickled.....

Honda:Sure...

Isis:Okay guy's get back to work I wanna finisih this before I turn fifty.

Jou and Honda:Me-ow...soorry.

Mokuba:*Is working on top, the top is lal oen big peice, teh peice is bigger then him and on top of him*Someone...help...me....I'm being crushed by the tree.....ow....prickly....

Seto:*Picks the top off of his brother*Oo are you ok?

Mokuba:I'm fine......I think...

Finally they finsh the tree.

Yami:I gotta admit, for "100% artifical" it looks pretty good.

Yugi:Okay, time ot decorate it^^

Seto:Okay, I got the lights.

Anzu:I'll pop soem popcorn for some oft hose chain thingys

Jou:I'll string teh popcorn!!

Honda:Me too!!

Mai:I'll help you two otehrwise we're gonna end up with an inch of chain the way you eat.

Isis:I'll go get the ornaments

Yugi:Ok then lets get to it^^

Theya reh naging up ornaments, and Isis spots Malik puttting up a nude ornament

Isis:Oo

Malik:What?

Isis:We didn't hang taht one up last year, it isn't going up this year, no matter how many excuses your sick mind comes up with

Malik:*Growls and takes the ornament down*

In the kitchen Jou,Honda, and Mai are stringing popcorn

Jou:*Puts one peice on string*One for the tree *Pop's two peicesi n his mouth*Two fer' me

Honda:*Strings on one more*One for the tree*Pops three peices in his mouth*Three for me

Jou:*Is baout to pop another piece in his mouth, Mai catches it in midair*YOUR SAPPSOED TO BE STRINGING, NOT EATING!!!

Yugi: I wanna put the star up!!

Y.Bakura; You''ll never be able to reach, even with a ladder.

Y.Malik and Malik:*Laugh*

Yami: *Picks up Yugi and put's him on his shoudlers so he can reach* No one messes with MY hikari.

Y.Malik, Malik, and Y.Bakura: Jeez....

Yugi:Thanks Yami^^

Yami:No problem*Shrugs and cause's Yugi to almost fall off*

Yugi:whoa!!

Yami:Sorry.

Yugi:*Puts the glittery golden star on top, the star has the mellnium eye in the center*Taa daa!!!

Yami:*Set's Yugi down*

Anzu:*Turns out lights*

Bakura:*Plugs in the tree lights* *All tree lgihts light up and the star at the top glows, the millnium eye glows this really neat silverish gold*

All:Woooooooooooooow.....

Mai:Nice, it's almost as pretty as I am.

All:Riiight....-_-

Isis:Well, let's watch a movie!

All:Ok^^

Bakura:*Looks through the bags*Ugh, Yami you didn't!

Y.Bakura:*Innocently*Me?

Bakura:*Sarcasticly*No, I mean Yugi's yami, OF COURSE YOU YOU BAKA!!

Y.Malik:What did he do?

Isis:*Looks into bag*Ugh....

All:WHAT!!? TELL US ALREADY!!!!!!!!

Isis:*Sigh*They got ntohing but scary movies.

All:Not this again................

Yami:*To Y.Bakura*I hate you...

Y.Bakura:I hate you more Pharaoh

Yugi:What's the big deal?They arn't that scary!!

Jou:Yug,.....No offense, but you freak over scary movies.

Yugi:DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Honda:You got scared when we saw the origanal JP.

Yugi:I AM NTO AFRAID OF SCARY MOVIES!!!!!!!IF I'M NOT SCARED TO FACE ABOUT A MILLION THINGS THAT COULD RESULT IN DEATH, THE LOSS OF MY SOUL, OR JUST PLAIN OLD GETTING BEAT UPM WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD BE SCARED OF SCARY MOVIES OR ANY OF THAT KIND OF THING!!!?????????????????????

Y.malik:*Jumps out of Shadows wearing a monster mask*BOO!

Yugi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*Runs to room*

Jou:I rest my case..

Yugi:*Comes back*Well.....welll......we can still watch it, I won't freak!!

All:Fine....

So they start watching American nightmere.

Yugi:*Hideing behind couch*This movie is scary...............

Y.Bakura:Your Hikari is a friking whimp..

Yami:Ok, that's it!!!!!!!*Tackle's Y.Bakura*

Y.Bakura:*Punches Yami Off of him*Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Yugi and Bakura step between them.

Yugi:STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura:Yes.....stop before you break something.

Both Yami's glare at oen other and stalk off to thair rooms.

Yami: *Muttering*stupid f***ing b**** of a tomb robber........

Y.Bakura:*Under breath*Stupid f*** @$$, shouldn't even be a f***ing Pharoah....*Out loud*F***ing Pharoah!!

Yami:B**** Robber!!!!!!!!!*Slams door*

Y.Bakura:*Slams door*

to be countinued................