I have no idea why everone does this but {sighs}Just In case I have to or whatever I DISCLAIMER:DONT OWN YUGIOH!!! THERE!!! I SAID IT!!! GOSH!!!

----------Chappy 1----------

{Sorry, no Anzu bashing ^^, But some Yami Bokura bashing and some Honda dissing}

Yugi: Grandpa! {running into the store} I won!

Grandpa: Won what?!? {more as a reaction to his sudden shock than a question}

Yugi{reading a small blue slip of paper}A summer getta away for 15!

Grandpa:Who did you have In mind?

Yugi: Jounouch,{Jou}Shizuka, Honda, Anzu, Miho, Mai, Ryou, Yami Bokura{Y.B} Malik, Yami Malik{Y.M}Isis, Mokuba, Seto, and Yami.

Grandpa: Well thats...{he starts to count his fingers}{Yugi sweet drops} 15 exactly.

Yugi: Ill mail them there invitations...

-----------At The Dock----------

Everyone arrives on scedual...

Seto: I dont now why I let you talk me into this, Mokuba.

Mokuba: your always saying "Im trying to run a company here" As an excuse for not having any fun.

Mai: This had better be good.

Shizuka: This looks like fun.

Miho: These are three whole days I COULD have spent In the mall looking at cute guys...

All but Miho sweet drop.

Yami: You invited HIM?!? {looking at Y.B}

Yugi: Oh yeah...oops...well, he would have come anyway...

Yami walked up to Y.B.

Yami: Die, Tomb Robber.

Y.B: Burn in h***, Pharoh.

Jou: now that thats said and done, lets get on the ship!

All bourd the ship.

Y.B: lets make this interesting, Pharoh. {pulling out a coin} Heads You win, tails you lose.

Yami: Go on...

Y.B: The loser must jump off the boat when we get there-

Yami: backwards...

Y.B: {not wanting to be outdone} Screaming praise to the winner...

Yami: In eygptian...

Y.B: with a microphone...

Yami: BUT NAKED!

All: ooooooo!!!!!!!!

Y.B: your on, porcupine head.

Yami: Give me that! {grabbing coin}

Yami flipped the coin In the air. While it was still hovering, Y.M walked over to them.

Y.M: Hes the king of games!!!

Y.B: Oh, s***.

The coin hit the floor with a plunk! And continued to spin.

Y.B: Any last words?

Yami looked down and saw the coin had stopped spinning.

Yami: Only two. You lose.

Y. B. looked down.

Y.B: D*** you, Pharoh.

5 minutes later- All stand on deck and watch Y.B strip of all his cloths. {Girl Y.B fans Oo wo wo!} After doing so, Yugi hands Y.B. a microphone.

Ryou: I hate my Yami. {hiding his face}

Isis: Your not anone! {laughing}

Y.B. leaned againsted the railing and Yami shoved him over the edge. For about therty seconds he screamed words only the Yamis could understand. Then there was a splash and everyone ran to the railing to see...

Y.B: BURN IN H*** PHAROH!!!

All forteen came off the ship and stood by the shore and watched him swim to the shore until the water was at waist.

Y.B: Give me my cloths, B*******.

Yami threw him a pink frilly leotard.

Y.B: {catching them}{growling} WHERES MY LUGGAGE?!?!?!?!?!

Shizuka: A man already took them to the lodge.

Yugi: Thanks for the loan, Anzu.{refering to the leotard}

Anzu: No problem, Yami.

Y.B took out a pair of sissors and began to cut away at the frill and evrything below the knees. He emerged looking like he was wearing a pink baithing suit.

Yami: very stylish...

All laugh...

Y.B: SON OF A B****!!!{running at him}

The two of them start rolling around on the ground. Y.M stepped in and stood them up.

Y.M: Quit it, you two. {getting punched} D*** you both!!!{fighting too}

Ryou, Malik, and Yugi ran up and get there Yamis.

Yami: Yugi, let go of me...

Y.B. : let go or Ill kill you.

Y.M: same here.

Malik: stop it. all of you.

Y.B/Yami: B****.

Malik: HEY!{ letting go of Y.M}

Ryou and Yugi let go too.

Seto: This is great!

Mokuba: Seto! That isnt very nice...

Seto: Didnt I tell you never to lie?

Mokuba: Point taken. Go Y.M!{laughing}

Miho: STOP IT! GOD, FREAKS!!!

All three take a step back.

Honda: Well said, Miho...

Miho: Shut up, Honda. {looking at the Yamis}{mumbling}Rolling around like a bunch of freaking two year olds...

Yami/Y.M/Y.B: FREAKING WHAT?!?

Y.B/Y.M: Im gonna kill you!!!

Miho: You’ll have to catching me first!

And with that she took a mad dash tword where they were staying, with Y.B and Y.M right behind her. The other12 fallowed laughing. when they got there, Y.M and Y.B were pounding on the doors.

Y.B: LET US IN!!!

Y.M: {mumbleing}F***ing b****...

Jou: HEY! Nobody calls my friend that and gets away with It! {grabbing Y.M}

Honda: YEAH! {grabbing Y.B}

Jou: Honda, SHUT UP! Miho, you can open the doors now...

Miho: Welcome to the Red Oak Lodge!

----------End Chappy----------

Ok, It was REALLY short, but Ill make the next ones longer! I promise! DONT HURT ME!!!