Yu-gi-oh Music Rip-Offs

Written by Sydney

PG

Description: As my first attempt towards humor, my Yami and I get the

Yu-gi-oh! cast to sing altered songs I write for them.

Genre: Humor/Parody

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-gi-oh, just the crappy songs I wrote in the

fanfic.

Chapter 1

Sydney: Welcome to Yu-gi-oh Music Rip-offs. A totally pointless

collection of

altered songs sung by your favorite Yu-gi-oh characters. I'm your host,

Sydney Marker.

Selena: Yeah, and I'm her alter ego who teases her to death, Selena.

Sydney: Shut up.

Selena: Yes ma'am...

All: 0_o;;;

Sydney: Okay then, who's first?

All: *Point to each other*

Sydney: You're really that modest, huh?

Yugi: None of us have ever sung before!

Sydney: NONE OF YOU??

Mai: DUH! We're duelists!

Yami: And pharaohs!

Pegasus: Okay then! I’ll sing! *Starts singing the Poke’mon Theme

Song*

All: AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! *Run into studio and lock Pegasus

outside*

Sydney: Okay, that never happened! *Clears throat* Anyway, let's get on

with

the show, shall we?

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1. Bye, Bye, Bye

Yami:

I'm doing this tonight,

I've, gotta win this fight

Yugi fought for what was right,

and now he’s gone

We battled endlessly,

from Weevil to Joey,

But you finally took your leave,

and I've gotta battle alone

Bridge:

I know that I can't take no more,

it ain’t no lie

But Yugi just walked out that door,

saying, Bye, bye, bye

Chorus:

Bye, bye!

So now I gotta duel for you,

fighting for your honor in this game for two

Can’t accept it,

but it ain’t no lie,

Yugi bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye!

This battle’s gonna get real tough,

Maximilian Pegasus, I have had enough

I will avenge Yugi,

and that ain’t no lie,

Bye, bye, bye

I was just hit with the truth,

he, vanished outta the blue

So, give me one good reason to fight on

Pegasus has the millennium eye,

and, there‘s, nothing I can hide,

and I can’t stop that Jigen Bakudan

Bridge

Chorus

I might as well give up for sure,

it seems so pointless to fight on anymore

Bye, bye!

I’m checking in,

I’m signing off,

this duel is too much and I’ve had enough

But I don’t wanna lose my cool,

I gotta win this duel,

gotta keep fighting, one last time

Bye, bye, bye...

So now I gotta duel, (gotta duel)

and do it for you

It ain’t no lie,

Bye, bye!

This battle’s gonna get real tough,

Maximilian Pegasus, I have had enough

I will avenge Yugi,

and that ain’t no lie,

Bye, bye, bye

Chorus

I will avenge Yugi,

and that ain’t no lie,

Bye, bye, bye!

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Sydney: Beautiful! Nicely done Yami!

Yami: Heh, heh...it’s kind of a cliffhanger though.

Sydney: Oh it’s the whole package, you duel, you swear to avenge

Yugi, you

kick Pegasus’s sorry butt and save everyone; everyone saw the

episode, it’s

all good.

Yami: Got that right! *High-fives Sydney*

Selena: Hey! What about ME??

Sydney: You didn’t do anything.

Selena: ...<0_0>

Sydney: Oh, Selena! Will you quit giving me those cute eyes? Seriously,

they

don’t work when you wear Egyptian mascara...

Selena: Ooh...

Sydney: ...ANYWAY...we’ll be back with you shortly. In the meantime,

tip your

waitresses and don’t go anywhere without you lucky underpants. See

you soon!