Seto Kaiba is one of my favorite characters, so i made up a little story of some brothery bonding.(more like beating!) anyway...yeah...uh disclaimer:(whatever the hell that means) i fully acnowledge that I DO NOT OWN NOR DID I INVENT ANY CHARACTERS OF YU-GI-OH. And one of the events i kind of ripped off an episode of Step by Step. (my dad's cousin produced that show!.............o.....k, that was kind of irrelivent, but uhh...enjoy!
Some Pain for my Reward.

Mokuba comes into Seto's study frustrated and confused.
mokuba:"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETO!" mokuba has a comb jammed in his tangled hair.
mokuba:"What the hell did you do to my shampoo?"
seto:"uh...i might have put a few cups of sugar water in it."
mokuba:"whatidu...*Howdid--* watj--? Why the @#$#&%&* would u do that?"
seto:"well i certainly wasn't the one who deleted 50%of my files!"
mokuba:"oh, that...but ........*whiiiiiiiiiiine*"
seto:"ok, i'll help u comb it out."

soon...

mokuba:"ow ow ow ow ow OW! DAMN! OW! Seto, that really hurt!"
seto:"sorry."
M:"can't u just b gentle?"
S:"groan! Mokuba, you want this done the easy way or the hard way?"
M: "the fast and painless!"
S:"sorry, no such way. I'll just spray some de-tangler on this snarl right around this strangled come.....ok...prepare to bite the bullet kid!"
M:"what does that mean---AAAAAAAAA!"

*Stretch! Snap!*

M:"OW!"
S:"ah, there we go."
M:"ow. ow! Seto you're hurting me!"
S:"mokuba, you're just going to have to endure this!"
M:"NO! it hurts to much! stop."
S:"ok, i'll just get the scizzors, and we can shave your head!"
M:"EEEK! No! not my hair."
S:"sigh.............you are a fruitcake."
M:"F**k you."
S:"don't swear mokuba, especially at me."
M:"what r u gonna do about it?..................................OW!" (seto jaggeg the comb through mokuba's hair.)
S:"That, i guess."

half hour later...

S:"whew, ok mokuba i think we got all the tangles out, now if u stay out of my files, i'll stay out of your shampoo."
M:"deal."
S:"Good----------Wow! it's late mokuba get 2 bed, i'll b up later."
M:"but it's friday! how come i can't stay up late?"
S:"because i said so."
M:"but you didn't say so."
S:"u can't stay up late! there! now i did!"
M:*stupid ugly retarted strict mean lousy (100 insulting adjectives) brother.*
S:"just go 2 bed!"
M:".......................no."
S:"Mokuba..."
M:" I'm gonna do what i want."
S:*a deep inhale of tolerance..."
S:"I'm gonna kick your ass."
M:"u wouldn't."
S:"i so would"
M:"..................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (whimsical brothers running about the house)
finally, seto tackles him, eventually kneeling on mokuba's body, punching his face
ever 90 milliseconds.

an hour later.................

S:"And what have we learned?"
M:"that i shouldn't disobey seto when it comes to sleeping."
S:"ErHRRRm!"
M:"and not to ever let him comb my hair again!"
S:"good enough, now go 2 bed before i beat the S * * t out of u!"
M:"SETO??!!!"
S:"just kidding!"

the end. by Sner2000