Chapter One

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Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Pokemon. I just despise Pokemon. And I am here to show Yu-Gi-Oh is way better.

Heroes: Ash, Misty, Brock

Gang: Yugi & CO

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Narrator Dude: Today we join are heroes and well today they are lost

Misty: Good going Ash we are lost again

Ash: We are not!!!

Brock: The asshole is right for once

Misty: Then where are we?!

Ash: ~reads conveniently placed sign~ Domino

Brock: Well lets go see if there is a pokecenter

Ash: Or a gym

~heroes run off~

~Dueling Arena~

Jou: Kick Seto’s ass Yug!!!

Mokuba: I’ll kick your ass if you don’t shut up! ~smacks Jou with newspaper~ Bad dog

Jou: Put down by a 10 year old *falls to Mokuba’s feet*

Honda: Oh chill Jou it is about to start

~Heroes walk in~

Yugi: You are going down Seto

Seto: You wish, ~Draws card~

~10 minutes later~

Yugi: ~losing badly~ All I have to do is trust in the heart of the cards…

Jou: ~looks at Yami~ Shouldn’t you help him?

Yami: ~shrugs~

Jou: ~anime fall~

Yugi: Heart of the cards guide me ~draws card~ My favorite, Dark Magician, in attack mode, and one card face down

Ash: Dark Magician?! Never heard of it ~takes out Pokedex and points it at Dark Magician~

Pokedex: No data

Ash: Man it must be a really rare Pokemon then. ~takes out Pokeball~ Pokeball G-

Misty: Ash wait, I think there will be better ones to come

Ash: ~puts pokeball away~ Party pooper

Seto: I fuse my 3 Blue Eyes together to form the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon

Ash: Wow!

Anzu: Come on Yugi you can do it!!!

Brock: ~Sees Anzu~ Oh my god ~takes Anzu’s hand~ You are the love of my life

Misty: ~grabs brocks ear~ Come on Romeo

All: ~sweatdrop~

Ash: ~points Pokedex to Blue Eye Ultimate Dragon~

Pokedex: Do data

Ash: Pokeball Go!!! ~throws pokeball~

Pokeball: ~misses BEUD and hits Anzu in head~

Anzu: Owwwwwww

Gang: Yes!!!

Brock: Ash you have terrible aim.

Ash: I’ll show you bad aim! ~throws another pokeball~

Pokeball: ~Misses and hits Jou in the head~ Owwww

Mokuba: No Jou it is ‘woof woof’

Jou: Woof woof

Ash: This time I wont miss! ~throws last Pokeball~

Pokeball: ~goes right threw BEUD and hits Seto~

Seto: Damn it who was that?!

Mokuba: You hurt my brother ~chases Ash around room with sword~

Yami Malik: I want to help! ~chases Ash with chainsaw~

Yugi: What the fuck is going on?!

Ash: ~hides behind Misty~ We are here for the Domino badge

Gang: Badge?!?

Ash: You know one of these ~shows badges~

~All Yami’s look at each other~

Yugi: Sorry but

Yami Malik: ~pushes Yugi away~ ~thinking~ I always wanted to do that

Yami Bakura: Sure you can get one

Gang: He can?!

Yami: Of course, welcome to Domino

Ash: Ok errrrr what do I have to do?!

Yami: Ummmm

Yami Bakura: You have to beat Pharaoh in a duel

Ash: Pharaoh? Duel? Wh?

Yami Malik: He is the Pharaoh ~points to Yami~ you use these ~gives Ash a crappy deck~ and duel him, up there ~points to where Seto is~ Any more questions dumbass?

Ash: No…

Yami Malik: Then get your lazy ass up there! ~pushes Ash to dueling platform~

Yami: No he is going to use this ~throws duel disk at Yami Malik~

Ash: Wh? Why? How do I use it?

Yami: You’ll see soon enough. Now put it on and lets go

Ash: How do you put it on?

All: ~anime fall~

Yami Malik: Like this ~about to shove it on Ash~

Yami Bakura: Uh no let me do it! ~shoves duel disk around Ash’s wrist inflicting great pain~

Ash: OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: Oh give me a break I didn’t hurt you… that bad…

Yami: Now it is time to duel!

Anzu: That line is getting old

Yami Bakura: Shut up bitch

Yami Malik: No one wants to here you

Anzu: ;__;

Brock: Keep talking my angel

Yami Malik: No ~stab stab stab~

Ash: I will get my badge