Yugi: Grandpa I just got an invitation from Kaiba to go to a tropical island. He said to bring a few friends.

Grandpa: *looks up from magazine* Yeah, sure, fine Yugi

Yugi: *calls up friends, then calls Kaiba back*

Kaiba: What?

Yugi: I called some friends. They'll come.

Kaiba: You didn't invite the dog did you?

Yugi: Sorry

Kaiba: Who else?

Yugi: Bakura, Malik,

Kaiba: The freaks (*curses* They're the cute ones, lol)

Yugi: Joey, Tristan

Kaiba: The dog and his master

Yugi: the Yami's

Kaiba: Our death sentences. Does this involve yours too?

Yugi: Yep!

Kaiba: I rest my case

Yugi: Isis, Serenity

Kaiba: *drool* Uhhhh

Yugi: *puzzled* Erm…

Kaiba: On with it!

Yugi: Tea

Kaiba: *shudder*

Yugi: Mai

Kaiba: Vain idiot

Yugi: And I was thinking of inviting Bandit Keith

Kaiba: The Yamis will make surviving hard enough

Yugi: Ok, no Bandit Keith, but one more….

Kaiba; who can be worse than Bandit Keith. Unless…

Yugi: PEGASUS!!

Kaiba: NO WAY!

Yami: *growls* YOU MORON YUGI!

Yugi: Ok so I won't invite Pegasus

Kaiba: But still that's gonna need a mighty big chopper.

Yugi: You have ten.

Kaiba: 20.

Yugi: Whatever.





At The Airstrip


Kaiba: Ok, the Yamis will go in one plane, because I don't want them killing anyone but each other.

Yami Yugi: *grumble*

Yami Bakura and Malik: *look insulted* When have we ever done anything like that?

Malik, Bakura, Kaiba: Your kidding, right?

Kaiba: Serenity and Isis will ride with me.

Joey: What a surprise

Kaiba: Joey, Tea, Tristan, Yugi, Bakura and Malik will ride together since the majority of you are short. Oh. And Mai will ride with you guys too.

Bakura: *groan*

Mai: Ooooohh


*On The Choppers*


Yami Yugi : Hey, I just saw a picture of my tomb in "National Geographic"

Yami Bakura; *cough*

Yami Malik: *cackles* Someones in trouble…

Yami Yugi:  And I am MISSING MY GOLDEN SPHINX! Hmm…who here may be responsible…*pretends to think*

Yami Malik: Hehe *stares*

Yami Yugi: TOMB ROBBER!

Yami Bakura: PHAROAH!!


Meanwhile, on another Chopper….


Yugi: Did you hear that?

Malik: Yes I did

Bakura: Oh no.

Yugi: I want my Yami to stay sane. At least as sane as he is.

Bakura: Yeah, and I-Don't really care about my Yami.

Malik: I hate my Yami

Yugi: I'll page Kaiba



In Kaiba's chopper…

Kaiba: So, do you guys fly often?

Isis: *stares* I have never fly-ed before.

Kaiba: I like your English

Serenity: Do you think Joey's ok?

Kaiba: The dog?

Serenity: *fumes* WHAT????

Kaiba: I-

Yugi: Kaiba! Kaiba! Yamis trying to kill each other Kaiba! Do something!

Kaiba: Kaiba to Yamis, Kaiba to insane Yamis, try to stay at least as decent as you are, although I don't care about you but your "ai-whatevers" do.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH AND I WISH I DID! If you sue me then I will be forced to sic my rock on you.