***Disclaimer***This was made for Yu-Gi-Oh fans and it was for fun. I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! ^.^

Chapter 1

Me: Ok welcome to my 2 and 1/2 hour talk show. Today we will be interviewing Yami Yugi, Bakura, Seto, Malik, and Yami Bakura. First we will get to Yami Yugi.

Me: Ok we're going to get started now Dark Witch: How are you subposed to interview your husband Me: Ummmmm Dark Witch: There are little kids watching! You can't do the interview from your bed! Me: Errrrrr Dark Witch: No! You are wasting time. Now does Yugi bug you sometimes Yami: Yeah Yugi: *from audiance* HEY! Me: Hey sit. Question 2: Ummmmm can we ditch this Dark Witch: Out! Go wait till this is over Harpie Lady: Ok here is some background, he is a sweet man, full of confidence and courage. Blah Blah Blah. Malik: He was a Pheroah of ancient Egypt, right now he doesn't know that. Dumbass Me: Well you havn't noticed I have your Millenium Rod Malik: Give it! Dark Witch: And there is an example of a dumb blonde Me: *gets rod back and knocks out Malik* Your me too. You have blonde hair Dark Witch: I got all the brains tho Me: *falls down* -,- Harpie Lady: You guys have wasted a half and hour! Well lets here it- *looks for Yami* where did he go Dark Witch: *yells upstairs* Jessica! We wern't finished yet! Bring him back. Me: No! Harpie Lady: Oh well. *grabs Yugi out of audiance* Ummmm Yami's stand in. Lets here it for Yami's stand in! Audiance: *cheers and claps*;Chapter 2

Me: Today we are live from the Shadow Relem. Thanks to Malik and Yami Bakura

Dark Witch: Yeah so anyway, We have Bakura Ryou here. Ummmmm

Me: -

Dark Witch: Don't say anything wrong.

Me: Did it hurt when the darkness ate you?

Dark Witch: *falls down*

Bakura: *laughs and smiles* No

Me: Really

Harpie Lady: Gosh we got threw a whole question without interuptions

Dark Witch: If you can't control Yami Bakura why do you keep the ring?

Yami Bakura: *scowls*

Me: Shut up! *thwaks him with rod*

Bakura: Beats Me

Harpie's Brother: -

Me: Zip it!

Harpie Lady: Backgrounnd, he is basically like Yugi. Sweet, kind, bully target, blah blah blah.

Yami Bakura: He listens to doorky music,

Yami Yugi: *puts his hands up to Mind Crush YB* May I?

Me: Go ahead.

Harpie Lady: *gives YY and I a dirty look* Anywayz times up. Lets here it for Bakura

*silence*

Me: Ah we don't have a adiance here. *cries*

Chapter 3

Me: A little fun. So lets get started, I promise I wont be too mean. Seto: You promise Me: Yeah, thats what I said. By any chance was your hair ever blonde?????? Seto: ???? Dark Witch: Don't listen to her, So anyway how is everything at KaibaCorp??? Seto: *crosses arms* Well- Me: No one cares about KaibaCorp. How about- Dark Witch: Shut up! You stay out of this, lets move on, what about when you lost to Noah? Seto: Mad!' Me: *looks at pictures of Kaiba and Noah* Your step bro and you used to have green hair Seto: I would rather no one see those pictures Me: *logs on2 internet* Dark Witch: To late -___- Harpie Lady: I have a question Dark Witch: Procede Harpie Lady: What is with the breifcase? Seto: Ummmmm Me: That's it! Harpie lady: ? Me: The Adventures of The Strage Purple Caped Advenger and His Breifcase! All: SHUT UP! Me: no comment -,- Dark Witch: We have ran out of time, lets here it for our guest Mr. Seto Kaiba Aduiance: *hears crickets* Dark Witch: Opps wrong aduiance. Kaiba fans lets here it! Kaiba fans: *more crickets* Harpie Lady: Ok? That was strange. Bye Kaiba. Dark Witch: C ya Kaiba Me: Bye Strange Purple Caped Advenger Others: Shut up!;Chapter 4

Shadow: Okay, where should we start?

Red Eyes: How about "Did it hurt when you got that tatoo on your back?"

Malik: What do you think!! My father CARVED my back with a KNIFE!!

Red Eyes: That doesnt seemed like it hurt.

Shadow: Thats because yuor a dragon!!

Malik: Red Eyes is a dragon?

Red Eyes: What does it look like to you!! *Wacks Malik down with her tail*

Shadow: Did that hurt?

Malik: -_-

Red Eyes: Why do you want to kill Yami Yugi?

Malik: He ordered for my father to be killed.

Shadow: But I thought your Yami kil-

Red Eyes: *Covers Shadow's mouth and whispers* He's not supposed to know that yet!!

Malik: Know what?

SHadow: Nothing!

Malik: I heard Red Eyes say "he is not supposed to know that yet."

Shadow: Red Eyes you got a big mouth!

Red Eyes: Your not supposed to know, umm, *Looks at the time* That your time is way up!

Shadow: Lets here it for Malik!

*Silence*

Red Eyes: I think they left.

Chapter 5

Me: Ok lets get started.

Dark Witch: Go. You have ruined the other ones

Me: -,-

Harpie Lady: Why are you so mean to Bakura

Yami Bakura: Have you heard the music that he listens too? *NSYNC *chokes*

Me: *Hides CD* So?! What's wrong with that?

Dark Witch: What did I say?

Me: Shuting up

Yami Bakura: He is loopy

Me: *thinking* So your a phycopath

Dark Witch: Don't think either!

Me: XD

Harpie Lady: Ummmmm do you hate Yugi or Seto more

Yami Bakura: Yami Yugi

Me: *takes rod and thwaks YB* Meany

Dark Witch: Sit keep your hands to yourself!

Me: Ummmmm *points to watch*

Harpie Lady: Not again. Well we ran out of time. Lets here it for Yami Bakura

Audiance: *unjoyful claps*

Harpie Lady: What is it with this audiance.