Yami & Co 
 Rainy Dayz,Smelly Dogs,& Melting Witches
 
Hey, I have returned!!! As you all know, I suck-a$$ at writing, so 
please, since it sucks, Don't rub it In. 
L.I.Q.Y:Anzu, my discliamer! 
Anzu: Hell no! You'll keep on killing me! 
L.I.Q.Y: That's because we all hate you, Horribly, so it's much better 
this way. Don't ever talk to me like that again. Would You rather be 
beaten by thousands of Yugioh fans? 
Anzu:No. L.I.Q.Y:Then read it, D*$n it! 
 Disclaimer:
Anzu: This Lady doesn't own Yugioh and really has no grudges against 
Jews or Christians, but sorry, She's really annoyed by Jahova Witnesses. 
No offence! 
 
We open to see Yami,Yugi,Anzu, Kibia, Y Malik,YBakura,Miho,Jou running 
throught the rain (Anzu holding an umbrella) , just coming home from 
school. The Towne Bell sounds, announcing that it's Three-o-clock.
 
Kibia: We'd better get Jou inside before he gets too wet. 
Yugi:Why?
Anzu: Cause Dogs smell in the rain.
Yami: You guys are Lucky.
Rest of Crew: HUH?
Yami: You lucky B!@*%$Ds get rain, while we desert people get caught in 
sandstorms.
Y Malik: Remembering the old Days, Yami?
Yami:Yep.
Kibia: Geez, Jou! I was only joking about the dog thing, but, for 
Christ's Sake!! You do smell bad!!
You need to be more like (sigh) Serenity.(Gang sees Serenity running 
towards them) 
Jou: You want me to wear a pimp skirt?!?
Y Bakura: Actually, Jou, you would look great in a pimp skirt. (Walks 
up to Jou, running finger down chest(*SUDDER* Sweat Drop* by gang ) At 
least I think so. (Finally see's others' faces) WHAT? (Sweat drop) Y 
Malik made me do that! MALIK, GIVE ME THAT DAMNED STAFF!!!!! 
Y Malik: Never! You little pimp bitch! Besides, (Hides and Laughs, then 
returns) I Don't even HAVE IT!!!
Others: (Scared out of wits, crys) AHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHH!!! 
(In a slightly higher voice) Y Malik: Well, (Chuckles) speak of the 
devil! Serenitys Here! 
Kibia: Ser-Ser-SERENITY!!!! (Blushing)(Tee Hee Hee)
Serenity: Oh hello, Seto. 
Kibia: I'm so glad you came all the way over here to see ME!!!! 
Serenity: Actually, I came to get Y Malik's autograph before- 
(Interrupted by crowd of young girls)
(Voices from mob): There He is! OH YAMI MALIK!!! Have you seen his ass? 
I KNOW I KNOW!!! 
Y Malik: Uh! (Sweat Drop) I 'd be -uh-most honored to sign those 
pictures of me you've got. (More Sweat drops) Serenity: (To self) Damn! this 
is the worst day ever! First, I couldn't refresh my SECRET PIMP SITE 
With all the pictures all the bad guys being *AH-Hum* , then this 
happens! Everyone knows i only like bad guys! (Gang anime fall) 
Yugi&Yami: Why don't they like me?!?!?(Bow Heads, Sweat drop)
Y Bakura&Kibia:(Wailing) But we're bad guys too, ya know?
Miho: (Starts whining)WHAT IS THERE NOT TO LIKE ABOUT 
ME?!?!?WAHHHAHH!!! 
Jou: Uht-oh!! The Ultra-sonic waves again!! 
Y Malik: (Surrounded by girls)YES!! THAT MEANS ANZU GET's TO DIE!!
All (Execpt Anzu): HURRAY!!!
Anzu: (Nodding Head) Nope, you guys underestimate me!! (Creats shield 
using Jou until buildings are done collapsing)!! (Scares crowd away) 
Kibia: (Wailing) Why? why? Why must you torment me, oh my goddess of 
love??
Serenity: If you think that's torrmenting, you should stay at 
Jou&Mine's place and smell him in the morning!! (Sweat drop) Well, Bye! Oh, and 
by the way Y Malik, you wanna **study** sometime? Call me, & you can 
control me any time!!! Bye!!
Y Malik:(Totally shocked) Uh... (sweat drop)...i......i.........i.... 
it was soooo horrable!!!!! WAAAHHHHHAHHH!!!
Anzu; Well, that takes care of one thing on my "To see" list! 
Yugi: What's that?
Anzu: See'n Y Malik get scared and pis his pants and seeing Kibia cry! 
Now there's only, See Y Bakura singing the rain, Yami telln' Yugi he's 
really gay, & seeing Miho gettn' killed for once!
Miho: Can we please walk faster?
Jou:Why?It's not like any of us are witches-
(All turn to see Anzu melting)
Anzu(Wailing): I'm melting, I'm melting, oh what a world!!!You DAMN-
(Suddenly, Anzu is nothing more than a pile of pink goo) 
Y Malik:(With hand over mouth)Clean-up on aisle four!!
Yami: OH MY GOD, WE KILLED ANZU!!!!
Y Malik and Y Bakura: WE'RE LUCKY BASTARDS!!!!
(They continue to walk) 
Jou:(Singing silently) Ding-dong, the bitch is dead. 
Yugi:(chiming in) Witch ole' Bitch, The wicked bitch!
Y Malik: Sing it high, 
Y Bakura: Sing it low,
Yami:(Finishes) All in all, the wicked bitch is....
All Guys:DEAAAAAAAAAAAADAHHHH! 
All right, all right it sucked, but ya don't hafta rub it in, so Screw 
you guys, I'm going home!!!