Yami & Co. 
PS I'm not a very talented writer so hopefully this won't end up 
looking or soundiing as bad as Y Malik. 
Y Malik : AW, DAMN! SON OF A BITCH!!! SHE'S TURNING INTO *Sudder* 
Anzu!!!!
 I am sorry if this scrip angers any religion. 
L.I.Q.Y: Y Bakura, Would you do the honors? Y Bakura: No unless you 
take off my part as a Jew. L.I.Q.Y: Alright. Y Bakura: This Bit- 
(L.I.Q.Y:Damn Tomb Robber!) -doesn't own Yugioh. She has no grudge against Jews, 
or Christains. But, no exceptions for Jahovas. Uht-uh! Nope! Sorry! No 
exceptions! Y Bakura: There. I said it! I'm not gonna be a jew. 
L.I.Q.Y: Yes, you are. You cursed in front of my viewers! On with da story. 
 
Yugi: So guys are we gonna do the "Baby Jesus Mass" this year? Cause' 
if we do. I don't wanna be the freakn' baby again! 
Yami: Nope, we can't.
Yugi: Oh thank God! 
Anzu; Why not?
Yami: The freakn' tomb Robber is a Wise ass Jew and his highness over 
there is a @#$%@*^#@!$ Jahova Witness! 
Y. Bakura: Who are you calling a wise ass jew, you ass wipe of a 
Pharaoh. I'm not the one with a pint of a Hikari whos' a freakn' wimp!
Yami: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?? CAUSE I'LL GLADLY GRANT IT!! YOU 
BASTARD OF A TOMB ROBBER!! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAL, YOU BITCH!!!!
Y Malik: C'mon, we can take you anyday you skiny little peace of 
shit!!!!
Yugi (Wispers, giggling, to Jou); He called him a dog!!!! 
All: Laughing. 
Jou (patting Y. Bakura on the back): Now, we're in it together. Two 
stupid dogs in an unknown land. (Sticking his hand out) 
Y Bakura: I'd rather be a lone stupid dog, Jou. 
Miho: WAHHHHH!! I WANTED TO BE THE CHRISTMAS QUEEN!!! WAHHH!! 
Y Malik: AHHH!! DAMN ULTRA SONIC WAVES!!! MIHO, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Miho: WAAAHAHHAH!!! You're soooo mean to me!!! (Causes a heap of glass 
to fall and decapate Anzu!) 
Yami: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED ANZU! 
Y Malik& Y Bakura: YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!!!
Ryou: Damn.I wanted to do it.
 Yugi : What a werid way to go. 
Miho: Yah, but Anzu always finds a way to come back. 
Yugi: Very True
Later; Outside. 
 Miho: Try to catch snowflakes on your tounge!It's fun. 
Yami: What the hell is a snowflake?
Y Bakura: It must be the white stuff from people when they scratch 
their heads. 
Y Malik: EWWW! Mortals are discusting!
Miho: (Hiting the Yamis' on the head) No, you lazy sacks of shit, it's 
crystalied water that people who celebrate christmas eat. But, 
(Pointing to Y Malik & Y Bakura) you two can't have any.
Y Malik: Why the hell not? 
Ryou: Because you two are jews'and jahovas' and it's against the law. 
Yugi: No it's not. 
Ryou: Yes it is. 
Miho: Ask that officer. 
Yugi: Okay! Excuse me, officer. Is it ellegal for Jews, and Jahova 
witnesses to eat snow? My two friends (pointing at Y Malik and Y Bakura) 
there are a part of these religions and they wanted to know.
Y Malik: Who is he calling his friend?
Officer: Are you nuts, Kid? Everyone knows it's elegal for jews and ja- 
Hey, YOU TWO STOP RIGHT THERE!!!! (Pointing at Y Malik and Y Bakura who 
were holding a pile of snow) 
Yami: RUN!!!!!!! (To, Y Bakura, still running) YOU DAMN TOMB ROBBER! 
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF US!!!
Y Bakura: You say that as a bad thing, besides, I love the thrill of 
the chase!
Yugi(Wispers); dumb ass tomb robber!!! 
Y Malik:(Wispers) half-pint hikari!!
 
 
Anzu: Hey? Why do I always have to die? L.I.Q.Y: The end. It's not 
real long, but i hope you enjoied it. PS. Bad news! I hafta continue 
putting stories up. Sorry. I Legendary Ice Queen Yuritka will soon join the 
characters. Hum. I had hoped my Announcing Career would have gone 
farther. Oh-well.