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Mai: Dork, of course we're friends.
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Tea: Man-eater bug?! Glad I'm a girl!
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Yami Yugi: I don't know what to call you now. I thought about monster, but that would insult the cards.
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Tea: Can't we just forget about the tournament for one night?
Tristan: Yeah, let's make fun of Joey instead!
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Mai: Where's Joey?
Joey: I'm back here, and back here's where I'm stayin'. I'm wearin' a bathroom mat Mai!
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Seto: You know, I think I read that in a fortune cookie once.
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Seto: (to Joey) Ohh..I can't believe a guy like you would have 10 star chips. Then, I'll raise your status to a homeless.
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Tristan: I'm not going back to the graveyard.
Yami Yugi: Once it's activated it'll destroy 1 card
Tristan: Graveyard, here I come.
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Rex:..and they say he can read minds.
Joey: Ya mean he's pshyco?
Rex: Psychic!
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