1. Insult them. Feel free to use the "Insult of the week" (check back regularly for other "catchy insults").
2. Bitchslap them. Visit Bitchslapped.com and give them a little piece of your mind AND a big piece of your hand. Our thanks go out to the folks at bitchslapped.com for creating such an extraordinary site and Mr. Mikey B. for finding it...for that, we are most grateful!
3. Urinate on them (be sure to place cursor over the witch for a little something special).
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4. Defecate on them. Visit Defecate.com and give them a little piece of your mind AND a big piece of your buttocks. Our thanks go out to the folks at fartfarm.com for creating such a fantastic site and Mr. J.P. for finding it...for that, we are most grateful!
5. If they are simply not worth the time it would take to follow steps 1 through 3, just tell them to follow the blinking directions below.
Previous insults of the week...
YOU deeply disturbed mountain of mildewed llama spit.
YOU atrocious contribution of fossilized kangaroo vomit.
YOU embarrassing apology for wormy camel manure.
YOU mentally deficient sack of defective baboon arses.
YOU lacklustre ball of stale penile warts.
YOU obese tub of stale sinus drainage.
YOU violent sack of freeze-dried sewer seepage.
YOU frantic crock of mutilated knob cheese.
YOU monotonous apology for pureed pimple squeezings.
YOU infantile accumulation of stale dingo's kidneys.
YOU sloppy heap of dehydrated buzzard leavings.
YOU frantic eruption of radioactive nose hair.
YOU demented vat of fermenting ape puke.
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