khscc1830 (7:47:42 PM): i know i am stupid
khscc1830 (7:47:51 PM): i don't know how the h**** i am still in tams
khscc1830 (7:48:09 PM): i should have gotten at least 1 level 5 already

khscc1830 (8:14:10 PM): i am like tom cruise and albert einstein combined
khscc1830 (8:14:21 PM): smart and pretty

khscc1830 (8:29:24 PM): what can i say? i am PRETTY

khscc1830 (12:26:14 AM): maybe i should get chris to act like an ass...

khscc1830 (8:51:09 PM): I AM JUST A PATHETIC LOSER

khscc1830 (7:57:27 PM): i am a mexican

khscc1830 (8:52:27 PM): can u steal me wireless?
hsu65535 (8:52:38 PM): er... matt.... you'll always be wired
khscc1830 (8:52:55 PM): yea... ON CRACK... oh yea

khscc1830 (9:36:07 PM): I AM THE PEEBLER ELF

khscc1830 (3:21:25 PM): admin will not control our lives forever

hsu65535 (9:48:29 PM): you're crazy
khscc1830 (9:48:42 PM): only part of the time
khscc1830 (9:48:51 PM): the rest of the time i am insane

khscc1830 (9:53:47 PM): when i am crazy i wanna look good doing it
khscc1830 (9:55:01 PM): maybe dress in a tux...
khscc1830 (9:55:05 PM): do a little dance...
khscc1830 (9:55:36 PM): and then throw a rave at my neighbors house

khscc1830 (10:16:23 PM): i wonder what he is dreaming abt...
khscc1830 (10:16:31 PM): hopefully nothing to do with me

khscc1830 (9:51:52 PM): i am already nuts

khscc1830 (11:18:29 PM): no one trust me
khscc1830 (11:18:35 PM): everyone thinks i am horny

khscc1830 (9:54:32 PM): tell him i will rape him(Palmer) in an hour

khscc1830 (10:10:18 PM): u should know that irish don't need beer to be drunk
khscc1830 (10:10:22 PM): just look at me

khscc1830 (10:11:17 PM): chris ain't irish
khscc1830 (10:11:58 PM): if he is, and i am wrong, i don't recognize him as irish

khscc1830 (10:44:26 PM): i could totally pass as his(Kevin Roden) son...
khscc1830 (10:44:48 PM): nah... maybe his brother?
khscc1830 (10:45:04 PM): NEPHEW!!!
hsu65535 (10:45:07 PM): lol
hsu65535 (10:45:24 PM): matt roden?
khscc1830 (10:45:43 PM): i name wouldn't have to be roden...
khscc1830 (10:45:53 PM): i could pass as his sister's son
hsu65535 (10:46:00 PM): lol
hsu65535 (10:46:17 PM): still... matt roden!
khscc1830 (10:47:09 PM): fine... if that is what u want to call me, then my name is now matt roden
khscc1830 (10:48:00 PM): we will have to inform kevin that i am now his adopted son/nephew/brother

khscc1830 (10:38:20 PM): i am the head lunatic though...

khscc1830 (11:18:40 PM): everyone loves me so much that they can't get enough of me... i will just give them all a piece of the love

khscc1830 (11:20:08 PM): u never have time for a pathetic soul like me...
khscc1830 (11:20:15 PM): *tear drops from eye*

Matt: Go get food, Jimmy! I'm your mother... I mean your father!

Matt: He's (Levent) just here to get a piece of my love
Levent: So are you going to give me some love?
Matt: 300 bucks an hour.

khscc1830 (9:49:40 PM): oh no, my life is already going down the shithole

khscc1830 (9:51:20 PM): then i could be like all the other unt students and go flip burgers at all then fuckin burger joints around campus

khscc1830 (9:52:59 PM): as u can tell, i wanted to make it known that i like swearing at unt students

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