I'm bored.

I'm bored and I can't think of anything to write.

I'm bored and i can't think of anything to write and I'm sitting    

on the toilet.

I'm bored and I can't think of anything to write and I'm sitting 
on the toilet and my legs are numb.

I'm bored and I can't think of anything to write and I'm sitting 
on the toilet and my legs are numb and I'm trying to pass the 
time.

I'm bored and I can't think of anything to write and I'm sitting 
on the toilet and my legs are numb and I'm trying to pass the 
time because I'm bored.

I'm bored and I can't think of anything to write and I'm sitting 
on the toilet and my legs are numb and I'm trying to pass the 
time because I'm bored and I can't think of anything to      
write.

I think I should stop while I'm ahead.

Pass the time with a new homepage.