There was once a man with a bald head.

"Head," he said, "grow some hair, head!" the man said to his
head.

Head was already pretty pissed. So, just to spite the man,
Head planted maybe 700 folicles in a flowerpot. It didn't
do anything at first (I mean, it was HAIR now...), but after
a few months, the hair started growing in the flowerpot.
Head said to the man, "here's your damn hair!!!" Head then
laughed and ran off.

But the man was in awe of what the head did, and decided to
further study this hair. It was real, it was keratin, and it
was healthy. Man decided to re-plant some of this hair in a
flowerbed...big mistake!!! The hair started spreadinbg like
weeds and soon the whole front yard was hair.

"Yuck!" said the man who was completely grossedout. "Hmm," he
continued, "I've got to find head!"

Man looked for an entire week and a day and finally found head
giving "himself" to a female companion. "Head!!!"
said the man. Head was startled, but was too busy to care.

"Head, i'm sorry for what I did. Please make the hair go
away."Head accepted the man's apology and said "poof!" and in
that instant, all of the hair was gone, and Head and the man
were best friends once more. He told me all of this on the
way to the barber shop. He was getting a trim.