Ways to make this look like an article:

1. Have it mean something.
2. Have it written about something.
3. Have it be a familiar or not familiar something.

Of course i'm not just talking about the articles "A" vs. "The" as we all know mean,
"the non familarsomething" and the "familiar something." I mean also the OTHER
kinda article. That you WRITEABOUT familiar and non familir somethings. The article
could be about anything. The article couldbe about other articles, just like this one is!
An article about articles, what do you think of that? I know it sounds more interesting
than it is here, but that's what the web is for, right??? I mean think about it...all the shit
that you've read on my website (or the ONE thing you didn't pass up as would be MY
case)would you have read it if it hadn't been on the web?????? NO!. Because shit
looks cooler with a fancy computer around it. ESPECIALLY articles.

This really really sucks. But I'm keeping it anyway.