Something Funny

Typical Women

If you kiss her, you are too aggressive
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

If you are a minute late, she complains
If she is late, she says "That's a girl's way!"

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, "Oh! We're just friends."

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too much, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says they are just admiring

If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God! You created those creatures called "WOMEN"
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable....

"O Lord, tell me what to do to have her, AMEN."

Isn't it???
JUST KIDDING :)
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