This is my story about the crazy girl who is my snazzy friend. This one time when i was walking down in the mountain valley. Some sort of massive rat with human eyes pulled out a machine gun and pointed it at me.
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Who ever said best friends couldn't get a little weird sometimes
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I closed my eyes waiting for the little bastard to shoot me. But, out of the blues this crazy girl jumped out of the trees and bit off the fugly rat's tail. The rat melted into the ground. The crazy girl was my hero. I asked her what her name was. She said Becky. Thats my strory on how i met Becky. She's my bisotch.
This cat slaughtered that mouse. Shall I tell you the story... of course I should. This one day I found a cat, so i injected some rabies formula into the little beast. It went psycho, the foam bubbles poured out of the damn cats mouth. I figured it wouldn't be a dule if only the cat was infected. So i injected double the does into the mouse. The mouse smiled at me. But, it was too late the cat found an axe.... so thats the end
Time to Lay down the Law
There was this one time when I found a frozen goat in the snowbank.. So Becky found a chainsaw and tried to get the little rudager out. We second thought the whole idea so we put the chain saw down and carried the goat home in our wagon. We put a dress on him and called him Charley. It's been six years and the frost bitten goat is still in my freezer. If anyone wants to purchase a goat. E-Mail me and I will think about letting Charley enter a new world.
I really don't have a whole hell of a lot left to say.. sooo.. hmmm yeah.. YEAH!  Now it is time to leave this page.. yessss. One day i will have somemore cruddy stories for you, but until then have fun asking my bitch earl things. 
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IT'S PONY TIME!
Dedicated my bestes friend Becky!
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