Yuckie Recipies

Messy Food!!!

Melted choclate under the bed,
On a piece of mouldy bread,
Mushy peas with mashed faggots,
Old pears with smashed carrots,
Salt and vinegar all over the mush,
Then it feels like a slush.

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  Dirty Room!!!

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Soggy cornflakes on the floor,
Old gravy running down down the door,
A splat of lumpy custard on the bed,
Greasy hair off your head,
Gunge all over the room,
Mix it up with dirty spoon.

Sunday Dinner!!!

Rusty cutlary in the tray,
Without use in the day,
Mushy swede with baked beans,
Running down your fathers jeans,
He has baked  beans because
He doesn't like greens.

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