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Jokes!!!

Doctor Doctor I think I am going blind.

You certainly are this is a fish shop

By Matthew E Class 6J

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Doleful Dan: This match won't light
Curious Dan: Whats the matter with it ?
Doleful Dan: I don't know it worked a minute ago
By Jessica L Class 5M

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper

By Chloe E Class 5M

What has a arm but can't raise it?

A chair.

by Luicnda L Cass 6J

What do you call a woman in a middle of a tennis court?
anet!!!!!
Kirsty B Class 6T

Where do dogs keep their money?

Bark'leys

By Sarah G Class 6T

What do you call a seagull with a pair of wheels?
Bi-seagull
By Claire L Class 5M

What runs, but can't walk?
Water
Leah B Class 6J

Why did the golf player take two pairs of trousers?

Just incase he got a hole in one

By Laura E Class 6J

Boy:Please Miss can i go to the toilet ?

Teacher:say you'r alphibet first

Boy:abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

Teacher:wheres the p

boy: half way down my leg

by Nicola b Class 6J

Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Why was Piglet looking