DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 15 WORDS OR LESS
Evil. So evil. Evilness abounds. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! (Oh, now you REALLY want to read this . . .)

FAMILY?
My parents, 14-year-old sister and 11-year-old brother.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
E-farmcredit.com

FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Entertainment Weekly and YM

FAVORITE CLASS?
School sucks.

SUPERPOWERS: FLYING, INVISIBILITY, TELEPORTATION, SUPERSTRENGTH?
Flying and Teleportation. Because I watch too much Smallville and X-Men Evolution.

LEADER OR MINION?
Haha. Uh, er . . . probably leader. I think. I don’t think I can accomplish the whole hunchbacked “Yes, master . . .” thing. I don’t money for a chiropractor.

FAVORITE SOUNDS
That’s a dumb question! Who thinks this stuff up anyway? What’s next?

TOOTHPICKS – FANCY or PLAIN/SQUARE or ROUND?
Oh please.

WHO’S THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW?
All my Seminar partners-in-crime!

FAVORITE PLACES
The library, B&N, fairgrounds, mall, my computer, my pool, a theater

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I wish I could sleep another hour or two. Urgh.

ROLLER COASTER- SCARY OR EXCITING?
Some of both. Adrenaline is so cool, baby.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Two so I can see the caller ID.

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME?
Anna, Miranda, Elizabeth, Julianne, Maria, Taryn, Annemarie

FUTURE SON'S NAME?
No idea

FAVORITE FOODS?
Rib eye steaks, no-bake cookies, candy, cotton candy, fudge, candy, fried eggs, candy, omelets, shepherd’s pie, candy, scalloped potatoes, unicorn pops, Tic-Tacs, fudge, Skittles, sugar in general

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate

STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
It’s so cool when they’re early in the morning or in the late afternoon. I’m all warm and cozy. ::sighs contentedly::

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE....?
J.K. Rowling, Anna Paquin, Harry Potter, Queen Elizabeth I, Nelly Furtado, James Dean

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
Ick . . .

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
Shakespeare, Keyla, Emily Dickinson, and Val

FAVORITE AUTHOR?
J.K. Rowling, Donna Jo Napoli, Vivian Vande Velde, Dianna Wynne Jones, Darren Shan, Nancy Farmer, Tamora Pierce, J.R.R. Tolkien, Neal Shusterman, Robin McKinley, Margaret Mitchell, Edward Bloor, Madeliene L’Engle, Louise Rennison, Lois Lowry, Louis Sachar, Meg Cabot, Harper Lee, William Shakespeare

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
I like the tops, but if I have dip, it’s okay. I suppose . . .

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Vet, Writer, Illustrator, Graphic Designer, Actress

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half full. Be optimistic, people!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Purple or blue

FAVORITE MOVIES?
Gone With the Wind, The Princess Diaries, The Wizard of Oz, X-Men, X2: X-men United, The Lion King, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter series, Star Wars series, The Grinch, Josie and the Pussycats, Austin Powers movies, Moulin Rouge, A Walk to Remember, Shrek, Toy Story, Pocahontas, Pearl Harbor, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Little Mermaid, anything with Anna Paquin, Sweet Home Alabama, Spider-Man, Blue Crush, Tuck Everlasting, The Sixth Sense, Can’t Hardly Wait, Tadpole, Ocean’s Eleven, The Music Man, West Side Story, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Nemo, Splash, Dirty Dancing, The Breakfast Club, Edward Scissorhands, Bend It Like Beckham . . .

ARE YOU LEFTY OR RIGHTY?
Righty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Well, sorta, but I cheat on capitalization, numbers, and those keys you type with your pinkies

FAVORITE WEBSITE?
HarryPotterRealm.com, Ashley’s Potterhead Place, Realm of the Internutter, MuggleNet, Television Without Pity, Fatal Optic, FameTracker, Open Diary

EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES AND SPORTS?
Speech Team, Science Olympiad, Student Council, that brief time on the dance team, “The Music Man Jr.”, Honor Society, Drama Club, FFA, Art Club, and yes, I have no free time.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Boxes, all my American Girl doll stuff I don’t get out anymore, candy, sketchbooks, CDs, pens, pencils, just stuff I don’t put anywhere else.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
14 or any multiple of seven

FAVORITE EXPRESSION/PHRASE?
“You suck radioactive monkey toes, okay?” or “Argh” or “Arrr” or “Escapé, that’s funny, it’s spelled just like escape” or “It’s so pretty!” or “Savvy?”

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Basketball

PLACE YOU WOULD FLY TO FIRST IF GIVEN THE CHANCE?
Hawaii, Alaska, France, Greece, England, Australia, Hogwarts, Montana . . .

FIRST JOB YOU EVER HAD?
Driving the non-air-conditioned truck while people threw bales of hay on the trailer during the month of July

WHAT DO YOU DO DURING THE SUMMER?
Mostly, it is consumed by 4-H (not that I’m complaining)

BOOK YOU’RE READING NOW?
Sunshine by Robin McKinley

FAVORITE BOOK?
HARRY POTTER!, Gone With the Wind, Ella Enchanted, Crusader, Tangerine, Holes, A Girl Named Disaster, Sirena, Voyage of the Basset, Princess Diaries, The Moorchild, Circle of Magic Quartet, Dark Lord of Derkholm, all of the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, all the Royal Diaries books, A Wrinkle in Time, Beauty, All-American Girl, The Giver, A Ring of Endless Light, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, To Kill a Mockingbird, Teen Angst? Naaah . . ., The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Mediator series, Half-Human, Armageddon Summer

FAVORITE CARTOON?
Good GOD. They cancelled X-Men: Evolution! Excuse me while I curl up in a corner to die.

FAVROITE TV SHOW?
Dark Angel, Reba, Buffy (as long as its not really stupid, as many of the episodes tend to get), Gilmore Girls, Smallville, So Weird, Friends, American Dreams, Saturday Night Live, Life With Bonnie, The O.C., I Love the 80s or 70s, Best Week Ever

MOST HATED TV SHOWS?
Temptation Island, wrestling, soap operas, Yu-Gi-Oh

MOST DESPISED MUSIC GROUP/ PERSON?
Backstreet Boys (except for “The Call”), Kylie Minogue, 50 Cent, Chingy

FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP/PERSON?
Nelly Furtado, Dixie Chicks, *NSYNC, Josie and the Pussycats (you know, Rachel Leigh Cook, Tara Reid, and Rosario Dawson), Mandy Moore, Hanson, Destiny’s Child, Michelle Branch, A*Teens, anything from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, Pink, B*Witched, Eminem, Play, Tobey Keith, Superchic[k], Avril Lavigne, Simon and Milo, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Nickel Creek, Shakira, The Verve, All-American Rejects, Good Charlotte, The Deuce Project, Coldplay, John Mayer, Rooney, The Troys, Maroon 5, Evanescence, Northern State

ARE YOU GLAD YOU’RE DONE WITH THIS NOW?
Yes, but it was SUCH fun, I so enjoyed getting carpil-tunnul syndrom! (see, I can’t even spell! It’s probably because my eyes seemed to have gotton very dry and are slowy sliding out of their sokets to attach themselvs to the screen! OOOO! What bliss!)

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