This or that...
Nice smiles or nice eyes? :: Uh . . .
Boots or sneakers? :: Sneakers. But boots can look cool. Especially when they’re mud boots and they’re covered in manure and I wear them at the county fair, and all the city urchins go “Dude, she actually lives on a farm! Can I get a picture, to prove you people really exist?” Um. Sure.
Vampires or Gods? :: Yay?
Shakespeare or Greek mythology? :: A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Shakespeare fairy-tale-comedy-thing that takes place in ancient Athens. So it’s quasi-Greek mythology.
Milk shakes or floats? :: Oh, decisions, decisions . . .
Drugs or cigarettes? :: Seriously, you know who really asks me this? This guy who sits behind me in Social Studies. He also offered me two hundred dollars. I don’t want to think about what he thought he was paying me for.
Cake or pie? :: Suuuuugar . . .
How... ?
Do you want to die? :: No. Not really.
Do you like your life? :: Yeah, I suppose. I just utterly despise things in it.
Often do you smile? :: Whenever the heck I feel like it. And sometimes for no reason.
Do you..
Sing? :: Constantly, even though I can’t.
Dance? :: Same as above.
Laugh a lot? :: Yes, but it is usually in a scornful manner.
Prefer bagels over yogurt? :: No, not really. Poor yogurt, nobody loves you! But I do! I do!
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? :: I wish . . .
Want one? :: Oh, heck yeah. Boys are fun. Sometimes.
Think babies are cute? :: Yes.
Children in general? :: Yeah, except for the Spawn of Satan.
Believe in fortune cookies? :: You know, my mom bought a bag of these once, and after eating half the bag, I realized there were only 6 different fortunes in a bag of 200. Big letdown there, I tellyouwut.
Believe in life after death? :: Yeah. I want something to look forward to after I die. What’s the point of life if it just ends?
Believe in life after love? :: Pffffft.
Believe that anything is possible? :: Yeah, but not everything is probable.
Believe that everyone has a purpose in life? :: Yeah. How else did we accomplish global warming?
Know what yours is? :: No. Not at all.
Are...
You a girl? :: No, I’m a vanilla bean.
You a comedian? :: Sadly, no one else appreciates my comic genius. ::tear::
Your friends true friends in your opinion? :: I guess. At least I haven’t had any sporadic friends. Those really suck.
You bored? :: Yeah. Or is this what carpal-tunnel syndrome feels like?
Describe...
Your heritage :: Irish and German and Dutch on my mom’s side. Possibly French on my dad’s side, but nobody really knows, because they’ve all been farm-hicks so long they can’t remember anything but corn.
...
Oh, that was disrespectful. GO SOYBEANS! Okay, the situation is rectified.
Your usual outfit :: Jeans. Random t-shirts, many of which are from stuff I’ve done in school and they have all these weird nicknames on the back. And I have this bracelet I got in Hawaii that goes with everything. And my Little Mermaid necklace. Wee for Ariel.
Your hair :: Naturally brown, but now it’s this blond color I kinda like. I have an excuse for my sometimes strange behavior. The peroxide did it, damnit.
Your eyes :: Greeny-bluey-gray-y?
How you would like to die :: Old age. With lots of money I can keep away from evil obscure relatives.
Your perfect mate:: On the same “level”, intellectually, as me. Good sense of humor. Smells good. Is okay with manure and farm smells. Helps with dinner. Has a good job so I don’t have to do all the work. Enjoys movies. Nice hair. Won’t be driven mad by my really irritating sarcasm. Passed FACS in middle school. No baby-eating jokes, no Jew jokes; no bad jokes in general. Oh, so many demands. I’ll never get a guy like that.
What...
Are your weaknesses? :: Perfectionist. Chocolate. Pretty movies. Spontaneity.
Are your fears? :: Rejection, physical pain, not being good enough.
Is the difference between fate and destiny? :: Destiny's more optimistic, I think.
Is one thing you would like to achieve? :: To get 1500+ on the SAT. ::grins sheepishly:: Then I can cease all nerdy-ness.
Who...
Do you love the most? :: I love everybody! I just severely dislike lots of people.
Would you like to meet that you know online? :: I’d like to see if a few of the people on the NutBoard are that weird in real life.
Is the one person who makes you laugh the most? :: Addi and Brittany. They can be so funny you worry for their health.
Really annoys you? :: Those dickheads who ask you if you’re virgin - these dickheads are usually guys you just met. Oh, and people who are so involved in their social lives they never notice they don’t have any friends.
Could you not live without? :: Myself. It’s hard to live when you’re without. Aaand, that made no sense.
Likes you though you hate him/her? :: I'm not saying anything. Must retain energy for the day I cause him/her to explode. FSC, FSG, must – resist – urge – to – maim . . .
Is...
Hate too much of a strong word? :: Yeah. Besides, “absolutely loathe” sounds so much more sophisticated.
Food from other cultures good? :: I will eat anything except Fritos and Cheetos and KFC’s macaroni.
Your mood calm at the moment? :: Sorta. But I can go on a psycho killing spree any moment.