The Best Present I Ever Received - Yes, the title is supremely boring. But I worked my butt off on this thing. I actually wrote the first draft on paper. Yes, I know. The horror. Pirates, fan-fiction detailing, and made-up words abound.

Achieving a Goal - Okay, so this title sucks too. I’m really sorry. This essay makes allusions to Skittles, The Sims, and the movie Splash. Now you have to read it!

Precious Is Over! - A Shakespearean sonnet, minus the seriousness, iambic pentameter, and the good sense to know that “together” and “beer” do not rhyme.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets review - Crappy review. I was so giddy after seeing the pretty that I forgot to combine simple sentences, use the thesaurus, and make any worthwhile observations.

FanFiction.net and FictionPress.com - More of my stuff is on these two sites. My penname at each is Aden1. While you’re at it, go spam-review on the dingbat that stole my name and got me stuck with that dreadful “1”.