Is the Van safe?
Yes, it is very safe, and fun too!
How much was it?
A thousand dollars.
What smells back here?
It could be a lot of things...
Where is my seatbelt?
Just keep looking. It's there.
What's that on the dash?
It is a bobbing head dalmation dog on the left and a dancing hula girl doll on the right.
Is that licence plate real?
Yes, PUNK VAN is the real licence plate. It was obtained in the spring of 2001. The original was T 372 408.
How old are those air fresheners?
Well since they were in the car when it was bought, i'd say older than dirt.
What sounds like a shoping cart?
That noise is just loose hub caps.
Is there a truck backing up?
No, that's the van backing up.