profile: Beverage |
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok usual questions, if comfortable
name age location
Beverage: my name is chris, im 17 and live in texas
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
cool what do you do for a crust, still at school? and what you do when your
not killing 70 food of ghouls with your demon hunter?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
outside of warcraft i mean
Beverage: yeah, after the summer I will be a senior
at high school. Outside of warcraft I work at chilis, smoke doobies, and make
jackass videos, gg?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: yep yep....hmmm texas.... do any
of these videos feature Cadillacs with cattle horns on the front and have a
moo cow on for the horn and do you wear a cowboy hat? and say YEEEE HARRR! a lot ?
Beverage:
Actually, every morning I have to saddle up my horse and I begin the 20 mile
trail down into town
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: lol.....2 more personal questions unless chinese has something
to ask
Chinese_PubSIut: seen any good executions lately ?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: what is your police record if you have one
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
and what colour underwear are you wearing at the moment
Beverage: Me and the po-po's are 0-0-0, there havent been any good executions
lately (damn the needle), and I have on some red and blue joe boxers on.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok now away from your personal life and on to how ppl know you, that being warcraft
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok everyone has no doubt seen your kitty icon, why did you decide to play elf...were
they the first race you started to play?
Beverage: I decided to start playing elf after I saw
CrazyAssassin replays, I was really into the whole harassing bit. But the first
race I started to play was Orc, but they suck so I ditched them.
Chinese_PubSIut: sucks to be green >.<
Chinese_PubSIut: buff wyvern pls
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: im not sure if that statement will go down well with essence
of chaos or goku but anyway on to the next question what is your hardest matchup
Beverage: A GOOD human is very very hard to beat, their
damn tri hero is annoying and hu casters can lick my gooch.
Chinese_PubSIut: Are there any good humans left ?
Beverage: no
Beverage: sadly
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: there we have it folks.....the skin between beverages scrotum
and anus is very easily accessed if you are a human player.....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ive noticed youve pretty much got
elf mirrors sussed out, you find that is the easiest matchup?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: or do you enjoy being annoying and
archer pushing orcs?
Beverage: Hmmm, I would definitly say that orc is the
easiest match up there is, only way a orc stands any challenge is if he makes
a lot of grunts, not even Rotans might HH strat is of any difficulty
Beverage: And yes archer pushing orcs is fun
Chinese_PubSIut: not so much for the orc ...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok anything that really pisses you off in games? can be
imbalance if you want or just lame things that annoy you....personally i hate
lame garg massers (wont mention any names)
Beverage: hahaha, what I really hate is 1. Hackers 2. A dreadlord with 600
mana and 2 mana pots on it 3. Cyclone abuse. Besides that pretty much everything
is fair game I think
Chinese_PubSIut: how about PoTM and mass hunt abuse?
Beverage: lol, I wouldnt call that abuse, I think that
was original and something new. Nice strat... didnt think it would work...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok and while still on the topic
of night elf cheesiness have you any tips for struggling night elf players?
i notice your about the only elf besides myself when i play them , that actually
uses rejuvenation
Chinese_PubSIut: also, his archer micro is pretty damn good also
Beverage: Yeah, my tip for all those elfs out there
is to not just make arch/dotts, cause that start is noob and overused, although
you can use it SOMETIMES, dont make that your primary start. Also after you
lose a game, watch the replay (this really helps a lot). And lastly, dont AT
whore, be a solo whore if you want your skill to greatly increase
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: cool
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i just noticed your comment on how strong archer dott is
at the moment, do you think the game is too much of Range-Craft?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i mean in patch 116 what do you want to see?
Chinese_PubSIut: so your suggesting that Garg.Abuse skill has greatly increased?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: lol
Beverage: geez... 1 at a time...
Beverage: I dont think that arch/dott is overpowered, but dotts late game
are a pain in the ass, personally I dont like having my DH flying around the
whole battle, its more of a cheese strat, not really much skill involved.
Beverage: In patch 1.16, I want levels reset, ladder abusers accounts to
be reset, and just use the old ladder. GG
Beverage: And GarG.AbuSe skill has not increased, but probably decreased,
considering he leaves half of his games at the start, thus the games that he
actually DOES play, he plays 50% noobs.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: hahaha nice
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: alrighty this is gonna seem like
a fast flowing interrigation (chinese get the 3000watt lamp and point that shit
at bevs face) but i got a heap of more questions warcraft wise
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: biggest hacker youve played or seen?
Beverage: Anuity
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: best undead player (that doesnt
lame out and mass gargs and sleep spam) ?
Chinese_PubSIut: thats gotta be norma-jean
Beverage: wow... that limits the UD population down to about 2%.... I would
have to say... norma-jean
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: best orc player? (who isnt a 1 strat wonder wyvern masser)
Beverage: mmm.... I think I have to give that title
to RoTaNiMoD, although I think hes lost a lot of his skill recently
Beverage: Doesnt seem to be that challenging anymore
Chinese_PubSIut: pfft
Chinese_PubSIut: Roketcatcha is clearly the best orc
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i think he relies on suprise tactics
like 6 months ago who would have expected mass HH from an orc..
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok next one
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: best elf player besides yourself?
Beverage: to be HONEST, I would have to say afflicted[tr], although he just
copies all my crap.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: haha
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: best human
player around these days?
Beverage: hmmm.. not too many good hu's... Sslasher
on LT (thats his only map), but HerpeLuv4all is better all round hu player.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i know u dont play all that much 2s but out of the jubs
left in RoC, who you think is the best 2v2 team?
Beverage: Rathias/Rlonia or however you spell his name.
They are a really good 2's team surprisingly...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: best arranged team backstabber?
Beverage: hahaha, hmmm definitly not 52... I would have
to say roket?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: rofl
Chinese_PubSIut: clearly that is true. Roket is so damn
good, all his losses are BS !
Beverage: So true
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: who does mr root beer regard as the best beggar on east
? M[e]rlin is in good form at the moment, and with S0uthpark out at the moment
due to an injury, would you say merlin is the best begger at the moment?
Beverage: LOL, omgEE thats a tough one. gEE... beggers.. damn it
Beverage:
ah, oh yes, badfart is biggest beggar on east
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: haha
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
i remember that game on frostsabre
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: "SHIT i was expecting a noob damnit
im nearly level 24"
Beverage: hahahha, true Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
"this is my first game for today i wanted a warmup"
Chinese_PubSIut: sec nubs
Beverage: that was sad, like 90% and beggin for win, I lost all respect
for him in that game
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok couple more questions warcraft wise, im guessing unlike
happy420, that you actually DO use hotkeys, what groups do you use?
Beverage: When you say "what groups", do you mean how do I use my hotkeys
1-9?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ya
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: do u group
heroes seperatley? do u group buildings to numbers?
Beverage: To be honest, I dont group buildings, I just
hit the space bar aggressively until I get back to homebase. And as far as units
go, I group my heros along w/ melee in group 1, archers 2, and casters/summons
in 3
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: aah ic
Beverage: Yeah, I dont abuse the hotkeys, im a fair players ^.^
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok last warcraft related questions
- most hated/lamest/overrated player(s) & most liked/creative/underrated
player(s)
Beverage: Most Hated - Afflicted[tr] / Lamest - GarG.Abuse / Overrated -
Sslasher / Liked - Rain-1 / Creative - nR.Gopula / underrated - me.....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: coool
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: and im guessing early days of wc3 pre-Frozen throne that
your fav player was CrazyAssassin ?
Beverage: pre frozen throne my favorite players was
Qazzi[cf], the man the myth the legend. I actually got to play with him on several
occasions, he always kicked my ass in solo, and in one of marns FFA's I killed
him ^^. And on a side note, pre frozen throne I was level 24... just so ya noobs
know....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i didnt know that
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: respect rating gone up
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok ready for
the multiple choices?
Beverage: Shoot
Chinese_PubSIut: MULTIPLE CHOICE: who would you prefer to recieve the three
B's from? (Backrubs, Blowjobs and Breakfast in bed)
Chinese_PubSIut: [a] YeOlde OR [b] Chinese
Beverage: YeOlde, most def
Chinese_PubSIut: aww
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: who would win in a drunken bar room brawl fist fight? [a]
tillerMaN + qazzi [b] marn + bei
Beverage: srry chinese
Beverage: tillerMaN/qazzi although good WC players would get owned in a
bar room brawl by marn alone. Bei could sit back and throws chairs if he wanted
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: now i know you love both these boy bands but which one
do you believe anuity has more posters of on the back of his toilet door? [a]
n-sync [b] backstreet boys?
Beverage: Im sure he idolizes n-sync, Justin Timberlake
has him wrapped around his finger
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: whos boobies you rather kiss? [a] jennifer garner [b] demi
moore 1985
Chinese_PubSIut: *chew on
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: haha
Beverage: Demi moore, damn shes a sexy biotch
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: if forced to buy eithers CD, which
one? [a] willie nelson [b] kenny rogers
Beverage: WILLIE!! YOUR MY BOY WILLIE
Chinese_PubSIut: wrong.. the correct awnser was "who?"
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: whos video was dirtier? [a] paris
hiltons [b] pamela andersons
Beverage: Pamela, she got screwed by a 2 foot wang.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: funnier? [a] chris rock [b] dave chapelle
Beverage: Chris rock has his moments, but dave chapelle
> all.
Chinese_PubSIut: IS WAYNE BRADY GONND HAVTA CHOKE A BITCH!?!?!?!
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok taking this question from a previous interview, 1. what
are your thoughts on anal sex? is it the bizz or is it on the border line of
being gay? have you ever done it before, and if no, then are you prepared to
try it.
Chinese_PubSIut: you will have to excuse yeOlde
Chinese_PubSIut: she is very forward
Beverage: Hmmm... packing the fudge... I wouldnt say its gay (this is of
course being on a girl), but I would always prefer the hole my willy was meant
to be put in. And yeah im prepared to try it if the girl requests it... damn
she would have to be kinky....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: any questions chinese?
Chinese_PubSIut: no more from me, ill let you 2 *ahem* get aquainted then
now that you have something in common
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: oh and since your name is beverage..........
beer / spirits
coke / pepsi
coffee / tea?
jack daniels / jim beam
root beer / kool-aid
Beverage: spirits > beer / coke > pepsi / tea > coffee
/ jack daniels / jim bean / root bear > kool aid
Chinese_PubSIut: kk, i figure thats about it then eh?
Beverage: ye olde is a girl?
Chinese_PubSIut: -_-
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: oh just 1 little thing - i forgot to give u this disclaimer,
you do understand that this interview will probably lead to your groupie size
being doubled and your Arranged Team request spamming tripled?
Chinese_PubSIut: lol
Beverage: hahaha, disclaimer read and accepted
Chinese_PubSIut: oh
Chinese_PubSIut: also
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok LAST question- best RoC replay site?
Chinese_PubSIut: during this interview, anything you say can and will be
twisted around to make you look gay on Bnet
Beverage: www.oocities.org/yeoldepubsiut VIVA LA PUBSIUTS!
Chinese_PubSIut: kk thx for ur time bev
Beverage: peace
assassinations.