Interview with Beverage

By Ye_Olde_PubSIut and Chinese_PubSIut

Mr Root Beer

profile: Beverage


No introduction needed really, all we got to say is this guy would be numero uno on ze ladder if the AMM wasn't the way it is....and we are just glad that it is easier to get this guy to do an interview than it is to kill his demon hunter :D


Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok usual questions, if comfortable name age location
Beverage: my name is chris, im 17 and live in texas
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: cool what do you do for a crust, still at school? and what you do when your not killing 70 food of ghouls with your demon hunter?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: outside of warcraft i mean
Beverage: yeah, after the summer I will be a senior at high school. Outside of warcraft I work at chilis, smoke doobies, and make jackass videos, gg?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: yep yep....hmmm texas.... do any of these videos feature Cadillacs with cattle horns on the front and have a moo cow on for the horn and do you wear a cowboy hat? and say YEEEE HARRR! a lot ?
Beverage: Actually, every morning I have to saddle up my horse and I begin the 20 mile trail down into town
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
lol.....2 more personal questions unless chinese has something to ask
Chinese_PubSIut: seen any good executions lately ?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
what is your police record if you have one
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: and what colour underwear are you wearing at the moment
Beverage:
Me and the po-po's are 0-0-0, there havent been any good executions lately (damn the needle), and I have on some red and blue joe boxers on.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok now away from your personal life and on to how ppl know you, that being warcraft

Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok everyone has no doubt seen your kitty icon, why did you decide to play elf...were they the first race you started to play?
Beverage: I decided to start playing elf after I saw CrazyAssassin replays, I was really into the whole harassing bit. But the first race I started to play was Orc, but they suck so I ditched them.
Chinese_PubSIut: sucks to be green >.<
Chinese_PubSIut:
buff wyvern pls
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
im not sure if that statement will go down well with essence of chaos or goku but anyway on to the next question what is your hardest matchup
Beverage: A GOOD human is very very hard to beat, their damn tri hero is annoying and hu casters can lick my gooch.
Chinese_PubSIut: Are there any good humans left ?
Beverage:
no
Beverage: sadly
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
there we have it folks.....the skin between beverages scrotum and anus is very easily accessed if you are a human player.....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ive noticed youve pretty much got elf mirrors sussed out, you find that is the easiest matchup?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: or do you enjoy being annoying and archer pushing orcs?
Beverage: Hmmm, I would definitly say that orc is the easiest match up there is, only way a orc stands any challenge is if he makes a lot of grunts, not even Rotans might HH strat is of any difficulty
Beverage: And yes archer pushing orcs is fun
Chinese_PubSIut:
not so much for the orc ...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok anything that really pisses you off in games? can be imbalance if you want or just lame things that annoy you....personally i hate lame garg massers (wont mention any names)
Beverage:
hahaha, what I really hate is 1. Hackers 2. A dreadlord with 600 mana and 2 mana pots on it 3. Cyclone abuse. Besides that pretty much everything is fair game I think
Chinese_PubSIut: how about PoTM and mass hunt abuse?
Beverage: lol, I wouldnt call that abuse, I think that was original and something new. Nice strat... didnt think it would work...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok and while still on the topic of night elf cheesiness have you any tips for struggling night elf players? i notice your about the only elf besides myself when i play them , that actually uses rejuvenation
Chinese_PubSIut:
also, his archer micro is pretty damn good also
Beverage: Yeah, my tip for all those elfs out there is to not just make arch/dotts, cause that start is noob and overused, although you can use it SOMETIMES, dont make that your primary start. Also after you lose a game, watch the replay (this really helps a lot). And lastly, dont AT whore, be a solo whore if you want your skill to greatly increase
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
cool
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
i just noticed your comment on how strong archer dott is at the moment, do you think the game is too much of Range-Craft?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
i mean in patch 116 what do you want to see?
Chinese_PubSIut:
so your suggesting that Garg.Abuse skill has greatly increased?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
lol
Beverage:
geez... 1 at a time...
Beverage:
I dont think that arch/dott is overpowered, but dotts late game are a pain in the ass, personally I dont like having my DH flying around the whole battle, its more of a cheese strat, not really much skill involved.
Beverage:
In patch 1.16, I want levels reset, ladder abusers accounts to be reset, and just use the old ladder. GG
Beverage:
And GarG.AbuSe skill has not increased, but probably decreased, considering he leaves half of his games at the start, thus the games that he actually DOES play, he plays 50% noobs.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
hahaha nice
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: alrighty this is gonna seem like a fast flowing interrigation (chinese get the 3000watt lamp and point that shit at bevs face) but i got a heap of more questions warcraft wise
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: biggest hacker youve played or seen?
Beverage: Anuity
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: best undead player (that doesnt lame out and mass gargs and sleep spam) ?
Chinese_PubSIut: thats gotta be norma-jean
Beverage:
wow... that limits the UD population down to about 2%.... I would have to say... norma-jean
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
best orc player? (who isnt a 1 strat wonder wyvern masser)
Beverage: mmm.... I think I have to give that title to RoTaNiMoD, although I think hes lost a lot of his skill recently
Beverage:
Doesnt seem to be that challenging anymore
Chinese_PubSIut:
pfft
Chinese_PubSIut:
Roketcatcha is clearly the best orc
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i think he relies on suprise tactics like 6 months ago who would have expected mass HH from an orc..
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok next one
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
best elf player besides yourself?
Beverage:
to be HONEST, I would have to say afflicted[tr], although he just copies all my crap.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: best human player around these days?
Beverage: hmmm.. not too many good hu's... Sslasher on LT (thats his only map), but HerpeLuv4all is better all round hu player.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
i know u dont play all that much 2s but out of the jubs left in RoC, who you think is the best 2v2 team?
Beverage: Rathias/Rlonia or however you spell his name. They are a really good 2's team surprisingly...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
best arranged team backstabber?
Beverage: hahaha, hmmm definitly not 52... I would have to say roket?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: rofl
Chinese_PubSIut: clearly that is true. Roket is so damn good, all his losses are BS !
Beverage: So true
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
who does mr root beer regard as the best beggar on east ? M[e]rlin is in good form at the moment, and with S0uthpark out at the moment due to an injury, would you say merlin is the best begger at the moment?
Beverage:
LOL, omgEE thats a tough one. gEE... beggers.. damn it
Beverage: ah, oh yes, badfart is biggest beggar on east
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: haha
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i remember that game on frostsabre
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: "SHIT i was expecting a noob damnit im nearly level 24"
Beverage: hahahha, true Ye_Olde_PubSIut: "this is my first game for today i wanted a warmup"
Chinese_PubSIut: sec nubs
Beverage:
that was sad, like 90% and beggin for win, I lost all respect for him in that game
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok couple more questions warcraft wise, im guessing unlike happy420, that you actually DO use hotkeys, what groups do you use?
Beverage:
When you say "what groups", do you mean how do I use my hotkeys 1-9?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ya
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: do u group heroes seperatley? do u group buildings to numbers?
Beverage: To be honest, I dont group buildings, I just hit the space bar aggressively until I get back to homebase. And as far as units go, I group my heros along w/ melee in group 1, archers 2, and casters/summons in 3
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
aah ic
Beverage:
Yeah, I dont abuse the hotkeys, im a fair players ^.^
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok last warcraft related questions - most hated/lamest/overrated player(s) & most liked/creative/underrated player(s)
Beverage:
Most Hated - Afflicted[tr] / Lamest - GarG.Abuse / Overrated - Sslasher / Liked - Rain-1 / Creative - nR.Gopula / underrated - me.....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
coool
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
and im guessing early days of wc3 pre-Frozen throne that your fav player was CrazyAssassin ?
Beverage: pre frozen throne my favorite players was Qazzi[cf], the man the myth the legend. I actually got to play with him on several occasions, he always kicked my ass in solo, and in one of marns FFA's I killed him ^^. And on a side note, pre frozen throne I was level 24... just so ya noobs know....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
i didnt know that
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
respect rating gone up
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok ready for the multiple choices?
Beverage: Shoot
Chinese_PubSIut:
MULTIPLE CHOICE: who would you prefer to recieve the three B's from? (Backrubs, Blowjobs and Breakfast in bed)
Chinese_PubSIut:
[a] YeOlde OR [b] Chinese
Beverage:
YeOlde, most def
Chinese_PubSIut:
aww
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
who would win in a drunken bar room brawl fist fight? [a] tillerMaN + qazzi [b] marn + bei
Beverage: srry chinese
Beverage:
tillerMaN/qazzi although good WC players would get owned in a bar room brawl by marn alone. Bei could sit back and throws chairs if he wanted
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
now i know you love both these boy bands but which one do you believe anuity has more posters of on the back of his toilet door? [a] n-sync [b] backstreet boys?
Beverage: Im sure he idolizes n-sync, Justin Timberlake has him wrapped around his finger
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
whos boobies you rather kiss? [a] jennifer garner [b] demi moore 1985
Chinese_PubSIut:
*chew on
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha
Beverage: Demi moore, damn shes a sexy biotch
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: if forced to buy eithers CD, which one? [a] willie nelson [b] kenny rogers
Beverage:
WILLIE!! YOUR MY BOY WILLIE
Chinese_PubSIut:
wrong.. the correct awnser was "who?"
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: whos video was dirtier? [a] paris hiltons [b] pamela andersons
Beverage:
Pamela, she got screwed by a 2 foot wang.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
funnier? [a] chris rock [b] dave chapelle
Beverage: Chris rock has his moments, but dave chapelle > all.
Chinese_PubSIut:
IS WAYNE BRADY GONND HAVTA CHOKE A BITCH!?!?!?!
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok taking this question from a previous interview, 1. what are your thoughts on anal sex? is it the bizz or is it on the border line of being gay? have you ever done it before, and if no, then are you prepared to try it.
Chinese_PubSIut: you will have to excuse yeOlde
Chinese_PubSIut:
she is very forward
Beverage:
Hmmm... packing the fudge... I wouldnt say its gay (this is of course being on a girl), but I would always prefer the hole my willy was meant to be put in. And yeah im prepared to try it if the girl requests it... damn she would have to be kinky....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: any questions chinese?
Chinese_PubSIut:
no more from me, ill let you 2 *ahem* get aquainted then now that you have something in common
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
oh and since your name is beverage..........
beer / spirits
coke / pepsi
coffee / tea?
jack daniels / jim beam
root beer / kool-aid
Beverage: spirits > beer / coke > pepsi / tea > coffee / jack daniels / jim bean / root bear > kool aid
Chinese_PubSIut:
kk, i figure thats about it then eh?
Beverage:
ye olde is a girl?
Chinese_PubSIut:
-_-
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
oh just 1 little thing - i forgot to give u this disclaimer, you do understand that this interview will probably lead to your groupie size being doubled and your Arranged Team request spamming tripled?
Chinese_PubSIut:
lol
Beverage:
hahaha, disclaimer read and accepted
Chinese_PubSIut:
oh
Chinese_PubSIut:
also
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok LAST question- best RoC replay site?
Chinese_PubSIut:
during this interview, anything you say can and will be twisted around to make you look gay on Bnet
Beverage: www.oocities.org/yeoldepubsiut VIVA LA PUBSIUTS!
Chinese_PubSIut:
kk thx for ur time bev
Beverage:
peace


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