Interview with Teh.Nightfury
By Ye_Olde_PubSIut
Teh.Nightfury is an old school Elf player that i personally have known since 1.05....after promising and delivering countless sexual favours i was lucky enough to catch up with inventor of the Crucible elf fast expand/tech.......
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: hey fury ive been getting the shit nagged out of me to do this interview, as people have seen it COMING SOON in 'other pubsluttin'.......
Teh.Nightfury: sure cool lets go
Teh.Nightfury: cept um my responses might take a little while, tryin to make sure my dishwasher doesn't burn my house down
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ROFL
Teh.Nightfury: it was melting the other day
Teh.Nightfury: not sure why yet, think its fixed but...
Teh.Nightfury: checking for smoke
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: LOL ok ready jub?
Teh.Nightfury: jup
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: haha ok father fukker if comfortable state your name, age, location and bra size
Teh.Nightfury: Justin, 20, igloo up north, and.... it really depends on how much kleenex you use
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: okay most people reading this know that you are possibly the best elf player on US East server, but why East....you get the best ping there or ?
Teh.Nightfury: erm, dunno about best, I'm craptastic in solo but I'd say I'm one of the best elves in teams. and most original... you can only do so many games of archer dott before you have to start massing ballista. West would be best ping. but it has no character. Kinda like doing rokets mom, its easy... but there's no feeling.. you know?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha......
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
i believe you hold a ping record of some sort?
Teh.Nightfury:
169000... at login of course... I think it got better during the 5 minutes I was able to stay on bnet.... If anyone gets better they should screen capture.. there should be some kind of reward
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ya well my worst/best however we wanna look at it was 9200......now back to rokets mum, maybe you should pull out some of them tissues out that bra and whack them in to fill up the gap to give some sensation
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
:D
Teh.Nightfury:
thats helped you in the past eh?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha
Teh.Nightfury:
I'll give it a go
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
what you do besides warcraft in your spare time? i dont mind if you try and sound gangsta like half the jubs on bnet
Teh.Nightfury:
umm, I work, I've got a crappy job thats paying my airfare out of this place. I'm on a local men's soccer team, we came in second! in the worst tier though.... umm, I'm a reader, I like all the fantasy/sci-fi stuff. I have a gf, but she's out of the country atm, so really I've got a picture of a gf for the next 5 months. Oh ummm, I've got friends too, and they drink too much.
Teh.Nightfury:
oh, and I pimp out ho's on the weekend
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
heh cool........speaking of girls............which bitch in the pop industry do you feelis the dirtiest skank and hopes she dies a horrible death and burns in hell...and gets fukd by big monster kocks...in the a$$ and mouth and ear and nose and her dirty snatch?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
like when you hear her music you feel like ripping your hair out
Teh.Nightfury:
Ok... well I'd have to go with Britney then, as much as I still have recurring dreams about that first video... she's gone past some kind of skank barrier, and she's now just dirty, like that girl down the street you thinks kinda hot.. and in the back of your mind you know you'd do her, but who's payed with her ass for rent waaaayyy too many times.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ROFL
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok still on topic of girls....where is the wierdest place/instance you have performed sexual intimacy with one? and simply write 'pass' if you are going to use either of these words: 'mum' or 'roket's'
Teh.Nightfury:
Movie theatre, public park, the rest is between me and Eugenes mother
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: lol
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok now fury just a little bit to do with them taste buds........before going down on a PubSIut what do you enjoy lubricating your throat with?
Teh.Nightfury:
one of the other pubsiuts?........ nah too dry and wrinkled.... probably coke... it goes with anything right? im guessin u meant my favourite drink?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
yup :D
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
after going down on a PubSIut what do you need to blend out the taste of pubes with?
Teh.Nightfury:
triple chocolate cosco cake, that stuffs like crack
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha i was expecting waffles
Teh.Nightfury:
heh, tahts what I eat all the time cause I'm too poor
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
mwahaha
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
okays jub on to whorecraft
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
for the jubs who havent seen your kitty icon and profiled you can you play any other race besides elf?
Teh.Nightfury:
I play a mean ud....... by that I mean I've never ever won a game as ud... my orc is cool though raiders are way underrated. raider kodo tc+bm, who can beat that shit! Hu's alright though actually... you don't need to know how to play warcraft to win with Hu
Teh.Nightfury:
you can do some amazing creeping with AM, best creeper in the game
Teh.Nightfury:
and speaking as a NE player, the mk+paly ud nuke is orgasmic
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
shyeah its like having 2 coils against an UD........hmmm speaking of icons does Fury plan on going for Furion icon or you just taking shit as it comes?
also on that note what do you think about people like chaos_thang, philmiraldo etc with over 3000 games
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
they need sunlight or is it all good?
Teh.Nightfury:
I don't know how they play that much.. I play a lot, but thats some serious at whoring
Teh.Nightfury:
maybe my average game times too long or something...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
yeah you try and be score wh0re too much and creep tri heroes up to there ultimate mofo
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
:D
Teh.Nightfury:
as for Furion, doesn't matter to me, he's not so sexy, beard tickles too I bet,... right?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
hehe
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok still on wh0recraft......any balance issues at the moment?
if you worked on the blizzard development team for 1 day and could bring out a patch the next day, what additions would you include to the game overall to make it better?
Teh.Nightfury:
ok... hrm
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
omg MSN keeps spamming "NEW VERSION" at me .........stupid msn patch i hope they nerfed bullshite update harassment
Teh.Nightfury:
people say wyv time needs to go up (build time), cause once a noob orc masses enough wyv with level 3 or + hero's its hard to beat. But personally I think the fault is when Bliz changed air pathing and made them cluster, wyv are really hard to focus fire with ground range because when wyv ff they cluster, then there's the poison stacking... makes a good wyv user very tough.....
Teh.Nightfury:
if all the non-melee air didn't cluster I bet wyvern would be a lot easier
Teh.Nightfury:
oh and pathing is horrible ever since 1.06
Teh.Nightfury:
does nobody notice that war3 move ai got the bitch-tit-grandmother-of-all nerf that patch? like an archer will block a dh movement, fast units don't walk around, shit like that
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
yeah......i dunno about RoC but in tFT you can even be tripped up over a fuckin sheep when your running your near dead hero off.........
Teh.Nightfury:
pathing's another reason why range has taken over the game
Teh.Nightfury:
yeah, I've had that happen
Teh.Nightfury:
and its one of those OMG moments
Teh.Nightfury:
I'd boost hero damage vs range a little, because nothing but hero's really counter range.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
what do you believe is more important? percentage/icon OR solo/rt/at/ffa level
Teh.Nightfury:
level
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
you consider yourself an AT wh0re? what are your requirements for AT - anybody or a certain level/% ?
Teh.Nightfury:
percent is nice, but if you keep playing unless you're number 1 you're gonna start losing
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
heh
Teh.Nightfury:
heh, I usually check their rec.. if its a smurf and they play orc I tell them to fuck off if they look decent and have people I like in at list I prob would.
Teh.Nightfury:
and I wouldn't be an at whore if I could find rt/ffa games
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
heh that was my next question, favourite game type in warcraft?
[a]solo
[b]random team
[c]arranged team
[d]ffa
[e]custom obs match
Teh.Nightfury:
rt is hands down the best
Teh.Nightfury:
or I should say funnest
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
do you think blizzard should bring back the 2v2FFA feature???
Teh.Nightfury:
2v2 rt or at?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ummmmmmm AT.....but RT would be cool too i guess......games would take ages tho
Teh.Nightfury:
it'd be interesting, you'd get serious abuse though, like any ffa, cept with teams there's less chance of them all backstabbing each other, unless 52 is online :/
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
now you canadian club guzzling, waffle eating micro machine onto the warcraft community...................who is your most liked player(s) .......and your most hated player(s)?
Teh.Nightfury:
my clanmates all the active ones rock, even teh.princess. she'll own any smurfs ass as for dislike.... all the mh's I ever played? don't know about you but I don't play 'you sunk my battleship' looking at both sides... its not too fun. oh and porco, he's just a prick, and firenoob- too, I don't see how he wins any games.
Teh.Nightfury:
you might want to point out on there that porco also fit into the mh category
Teh.Nightfury:
at least at one point, whether he still does I'll leave up to bnet
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha i seen that game chinese posted up here on the site, that was hilarious you smack talked firenoob from start to finish but ended the shit with a fuk you but good game
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
most blatant hacker youve played/know of?
Teh.Nightfury:
can't remember the name exactly I was playing rt on a different account (LuvYaLots) and came across the gayest hu mh'r around..... scorched basin and he sends 3 peasants from the start to tower me before my altar's up, hard to stop that shit, he even ran his peons away when I tried to counter and harass his base... I got there and no peasants around x-x....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
heh
Teh.Nightfury:
map hackers are beatable playing level 6 rt, hard to stop playing vs level 17 rters
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok off community and just briefly on to micromanagement............
what hotkeys do u put units on? like heroes in a seperate group or u have shit with them?
Teh.Nightfury:
I go for simplicity^^ all the troops I can hold + hero's group 1, then all the troops extra in group 3, 2's for the first troop building(whatever it is) 4 for the other and 5 for hunt hall
Teh.Nightfury:
holding ctrl is all you really need to move hero's around
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
cool
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
whats the first thing you do going into battle? attack ground or focus hero/specific unit
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok not just saying this because im interviewing you but you have probably the best hero (demonhunter) control ive seen.....so many times ive noticed him slipping away out of a tense battle with like 5 hp
Teh.Nightfury:
usually either focus units first if its not a huge battle, then just attack move, when I see a hero get to like yellow I ff, soon as he turns round I entangle and thats about it
Teh.Nightfury:
dh is fast, gotta use the speed, he's probably the most useful hero in small troop battles - like 6 units a side , he just owns with evade and burn
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
omg my girlffriend just bought me a stress keyring and its like a plastic boobie but it really feels like one
Teh.Nightfury:
heheh silicon?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
lol ....maybe
Teh.Nightfury:
I hardly ever go potm anymore though, entangle is such a sexy skill combined with range troops
Teh.Nightfury:
thorns should get a boost though, it doesn't really do anything
Teh.Nightfury:
specially since if the enemy goes melee these days he's lost anyhow
Teh.Nightfury:
usually...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok biyatch next section.....Multiple choice:
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: Who would you rather kiss your willy on a cold morning?
[a] rosanne barr
[b] whoopi goldberg
Teh.Nightfury:
whoopi, I like the name, and she probably doesn't bite, I bet rosanne bites
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: Who would you rather suck on your willy like a lollipop on a mildly hot morning?
[a] jack nicholson 1974
[b] doc from back to the future
Teh.Nightfury:
definately doc.... I'm SURE nicholson would bite
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok eugene didnt like this question but....
[a] anna kournikova
[b] brittney spears
Teh.Nightfury:
anna kournikova.... atleast she marrys hockey players not just get drunk and marry joe from down the street cos im bored.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: what you prefer?
[a] big boobies no brain bimbo
[b] smart but flat chested gurl
Teh.Nightfury:
smart and flat.... as long as she has some hot legs and fuck-me-now lips... and no adams apple...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: More intercourse -
[a] monica lewinski
[b] hillary clinton.
Teh.Nightfury:
I'd totally take Hillary, they're both smoking clintons pole but look who's fantastically rich and look who sews handbags
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: whod win in a propper no holds barred fist fight?
[a] bin laden
[b] bush
Teh.Nightfury:
I don't know, tough choice, Bush would probably be drunk and looking under bin laden's robes for WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction). but Bin Laden probably a little weak... I mean you can only live in a cave so long before you start looking like a pasty warcraft addict.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha you got all of them correct, ok before we wrap this up just a couple more questions jublet
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
1. what are your thoughts on anal sex? is it the bizz or is it on the border line of being gay? have you ever done it before, and
if no, then are you prepared to try it.
Teh.Nightfury:
ChinesePubsuit already asked me to pound her ass, and I'm gonna have to say no to you too
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
2. would you ever meet up and bang a fellow female warcraft player you met on bnet? or would it just feel too wierd?
Teh.Nightfury:
I guess a female warcrafter would have strong fingers from all the shit talking on bnet.... but ....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ROFL
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
haha kay any shout outs to battle.netters ?
Teh.Nightfury:
erm, Shoutouts to all the ho's who have me on their flist, whenever they say s2's I know I'll be able to find a game quick with not too much wait time.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
4. what is your favourite replay website for all your RoC needs?
Teh.Nightfury:
heheh, Do I get some sort of sponsorship for endorsing the BEST AZEROTH REPLAY SITE? Like maybe a beer or something... or a pet kangaroo.... I don't ask for much. probably have to say the pubsiut's, gotta love a site that flames maphacker's and has a sense of humor.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut:
ok thanks for takin this time out doOd, hope you dont get stalked from this exposure....dress warm fury and dont catch the sniffles
Teh.Nightfury:
you too yeolde if you cant take it easy, then take it sleazy.... and just try not to get too much carpet burn on them knees
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Yup that wraps it up if anybody else would like to ask Fury a question then please post it on the forums, he is one angry and nasty man and will use his disconnect hack on you when you start a game if you try and ask him anything on battle.net ..
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