Interview with HAPPY420
By Ye_Olde_PubSIut
HAPPY420 is a frequent player on the US East Azeroth; Reign Of Chaos server where he has attained a Deathwing black dragon icon and to some peoples dismay, holds operator status in channel Clan xROC...i was lucky enough to meet up with him and ask some questions...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: Hi HAPPY420, how are you?
HAPPY420: Suuuuper! Thanks for asking!
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok happy, if comfortable please tell us your name, age and where you from
HAPPY420: my name is Eugene and i do not wish to tell my whereabouts due to safety issues. oh im 14 years old
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: heh okay, a youngun i see, and obviously wanted by the neighbourhood bully. damn, if you werent jail bait i'd snap you up in a second!!
HAPPY420: eeew girlgerms!
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: hmmmm ok i guess that kind of answers my next question
HAPPY420: and what would have that been..
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: if you have had sexual intercourse before...
HAPPY420: no...i cant really fit it into my schedule of being tryhard over battle.net, pretending to others that i smoke cannabis, but really i choke even when my mum smokes it in an adjacent room..but back to the whole sex thing, im kind of working on that, i mean i have been kinda workin on this one guy off the net for a while...im just not sure if he bats for the wrong team like me....
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ooooook..and who may that be?
HAPPY420: :/
HAPPY420: ok i guess i can tell you......its CarrierS
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: hmmm i think you may be in luck, last time i whispered CarrierS for a game he had the away message claiming he can suck dick for an hour and a half and not get tired. i mean damn Chinese_PubSIut is the only kind of person i know that can match that.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: favourite drink?
HAPPY420: definately sperm
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: well anyway, for the people who havent heard your loud mouth throughout azeroth, could you please inform us as to what race you play and why?
HAPPY420: well i play random as this gives me an advantage....well actually my only advantage in that i can suprise them with my choice of race specific unit massing, truth is, i couldnt micro my way out of a maze of farms...
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: hmmmmmm. next quetion. balance issues?
HAPPY420: i believe its perfectly fine as i abuse my cheesy ass all the way thru ladder as random, so i dont want anything getting nerfed really.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: so what build orders do you go vs each race?
HAPPY420: well i pretty much have my same cheesy ass strategy set out for each game depending on my race, no matter what race my opponents are. when i draw human i abuse there overpowered casters, when i get orc i continue my lameness and go quad-beastiary wyverns, night elf i go archer/dott and when i draw undead i simply mass fiends!
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: you cheesy ass mofo
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: so happy tell me, what do you believe is more important percentage/icon or ladder level?
HAPPY420: icon and percentage of course...i have to have my account in tip top condition, so that good people will AT with me and carry my ass to a win...i also have to have my profile in top shape too, with plenty of lame marijuana comments on how "stoned" and "wasted" i am.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i see...thats kinda like Chinese_PubSIut sledging on the make up and heading down the pub...she gotta be lookin her best if she wants to suck the best eh?
HAPPY420: thats exactly right Ye_Olde.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok now on to micromanagement...what hotkeys do you put your units on?
HAPPY420: hotkeys?
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: yes i mean as in what hotkey numbers do you group your units in?
HAPPY420: sorry i dont hotkey a damn thing.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: wow, so u just use your mouse? no keyboard?
HAPPY420: well close....as i said before, i couldnt really micro my way out of a maze of farms, so i usually let my AT partners do all the work. the only time i use the keyboard is to press the 'c' and 'n' keys for my lame ass undead nuking.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok..so what is the first thing you do going into a battle? attack ground or focus hero/specific unit?
HAPPY420: attack ground of course, then close my eyes and hope that my partner has done his job.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: ok so do you have an idol? a player whos replays you enjoy watching?
HAPPY420: yes definately 52yearOldVirgin. i study his replays from start to finish. i felt privaleged and honoured the first time he backstabbed me.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: i see, well to finish things up on a lighter note, i will give you a few multiple choice questions...
HAPPY420: ok.
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: MULTIPLE CHOICE: who would you prefer to recieve the three B's from? (Backrubs, Blowjobs and Breakfast in bed)
[a] Anna Kournikova
[b] Brittney Spears
HAPPY420: eew yuck Ye_Olde...i told you i dont like girls. give me a propper multiple choice...one with a bit more masculinity in it
Ye_Olde_PubSIut: hmm...my mistake of course, i forgot you are homosexual. Who would you rather run into in a sweaty gym sauna wearing nothing but a towel?
[a] Jean Claude Van Damme
[b] Adam Sandler
HAPPY420: well ive always been a fan of muscles rather than a comedian, so ill take van damme. boy would i love to have him kickbox me to bed.
HAPPY420: sorry Ye_Olde, we are going to have to wrap this interview up, as Queer Eye for the Straight guy is on and i have already missed the first 5 minutes....bye
Well as all o u fans just read, HAPPY420 was missing his favourite television program and had to cut the interview short. Although a shortwhile after on Battle.net i was asked by HAPPY420 that if any boy was interested in his mullet that they plz contact him on behalf of yeoldepubsiut@yahoo.com whereby i will pass the email on to him..
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