As I just realised today, I may not yet have exhausted my store of bad ideas. My latest idea is to check you out. Say "Hi". then plunge into a pool of immediate anxiety.

I love msn. I love knowing you're on the other end. If you could just stay on-line forever I'll be the happiest person on earth. This one is not a bad idea.

The joke is, of course, you'll never find me. Brilliant ideas are hidden in obsolete caves where apes hang out on monday nights.