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Yippi Yi Yo, also known as Slap-The-Cat. The name originated in Zwahili and origannly was pronounced as Bubble & Squeak meaning left over potatoe and cabbage mixed together; considered a fine delicacy before and after the main meal. But for military training purposes the name went through several stages including Brythonic, Brython, Byozoan, Brutify, Brutish and then finally Strikuss-Felinuss translated to 'Slap-the-cat'.
Slap came to the world in some year following 1987 in a series of well placed billboards, Pop-Art and soap opera's that were quickly destroyed. As a small globule of gas contained within a liquid, she hovered to New South Whales, later to New South Wales finding a hidey-hole in the Southern Highlands which she promptly called home. Maturing later into a green prawn she began schooling at a Catholic Prison for the socially inadequte (or misguided) and behind the wheely-bin, she met Araura [best-friend] and together they became masters of frock-rock.
Specialising in male impersonations, including Linkin Park,
Disturbed then becoming confused in the geneology of
Marilyn Manson, Slap became the high-pitched undertone of
Disturbed for no Reason; making the theme tune, singing the theme tune and naming the theme tune something like this:
'Grenouilles'* soon became the top album of the french frog revolution, wth a series of metafictional processes. The only song to ever defeat
their purpose was the late-night rendition of 'I've got the Power'.
Slap-the-Cat on a tangent, fast becoming an 11th Century author for the bizillionth and first time wrote many succesful books including 'The Teenage Unpeoplations' and 'Unpractical Unprecedented' (banned for the excessive title costing extra for printing ink), all before becoming a full time ran-tan**.
~ Slap.
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Updated the site some more. Added some chat stuff and profiles/pics of my story/RPG characters if your interested. Feel free to leave me a message anytime you like. I
promise you wont get abused [*glass shatters*]. Life sucks, you know. It's because everytime YOU'RE happy, someone else isn't and it drags you down. And then, when you're
not happy, other people are but you end up dragging them down and feeling guitly. We cannot win people! We cannot win! I'm a little disappointed right now. I voted meh wittle heart out but LP lost the MTV viewers choice award. Very upsetting. Oh well. Hope you like the changes. I have a maths exam tomorrow. Wish me luck. |
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Woo! I've got sound! *hugs the computer* Finally! I can listen to all my music! And! I'm watching whose line is it anyways so I'm so happy right now! My nails are sparkly
too! So yeah.. I've turned into a hippy. I failed another exam today though... I'm thinking about sending a letter to GB! I found his address! Woo! Today has been fun. I guess things are finally looking up for me. |
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Yay. [*note: unenthusiastic*] What a start to the month. An Enlgish Exam that I know I will fail. And what makes it worse - For two hours I had to support myself sitting
because the chair was broken! And even more worse - was I had a crooked one the first time and swapped to an even worse one and didn't get enough time to get a new one before
they were all taken! I had bad luck today... *sigh* On the upside though, I got a job done with 40$ cash to spend on whatever I like. I know it's not much... but because I'm
lazy, that's like a weeks work! I painted my nails. You'll never guess what colour... yup, you guessed it - clear! [*yokle laugh.. egg yokle*] GAH! Fuck! I'm not funny. |
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Feeling a bit better now, although I woke up to yet another fight with my parents. Oh well. Shit, I'm nervous. My first exam tomorrow... SHIT! *sigh*, Well - what does everyone think about the changes?! |
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God, I hate myself. When will death come from me? Perhaps my whore of a mother was right. I am a failure. I can't do anything right. I can't even kill myself right... because look - I'm still here (with swollen wrists. Fuck them.) Life is fucked. |
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Why do weird random people come up to me? Seriously? Is there something written on my head saying - TALK TO ME! I'm a chatty stranger! If so, please take it off!
Some guy came up to mt today and goes, "You're looking beautiful today." - My response: Smile, walk on. My thoughts - Who da funk waz dat guy n as opposed to every other day? Oh well. I signed up for the official BEP website today... hoping to acheive something... maybe taboo's underwear so I can run about the house wearing them on my head screaming, 'Taboo's nikkers are on my head!'... who knows. |
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Still working on the baoards. Should I feel bad about hating my parents? I have a bitch for a mother who thinks she can lecture me every five minutes about being a failure, which she so gladly points out that I am. Thank's mum! Fuck you to! Dumb whore. God I hate her... Dad's ok. He makes me laugh sometimes when he remembers I'm his daughter. Well, signing off work for the day. |
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Woo! Site finished. Eh. I'm bored. Life sucks. The usual stuff of a rambling old fuddy-duddy at the ripe ol' age of 17. By the way, I like the dogs around the edges, I do. But I'm not a dog person. *gasp! Shock! Horror!* I'm a cat person! I just couldn't find a Cat piccy like the doggy poster I found to do the same thing to. By the way, you can find the poster of all the dogs faces on AllPosters.com. |
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