Quotes
From me:
  • "I want to be a lion... according to the pads packet, they mate over 50 times a day!"
  • "My mouse just wrassled me..."
  • "Don't make me punch you on the head..."
  • "Ew! Skin under the fingernails!"
  • "Imagine if you got gangreen on your butt and it had to be amputated..."
  • "There's no such thing as identical twins... cuz each and every person has their own unique fingerprints, even twins!"
  • "I'm not asking, I'm just fantasizing..."
  • "Stupid meow."
  • "Hehe, Joe stole the keyboard... and won't answer the phone." - commenting on LP, Reanimation extracts.
  • "Whatever says miss now im poopy in my pantsies."
  • "Having sex is so awkward... what if you were chlostrophobic?"
  • "It's easier to run! (with no clothes on); arms in the air!" - While singing to LP's 'Easier to run'.
  • "Oh What a feeling! Gerard Butler!" - Toyota ad song.
  • "I like my butt. Its the only good bit about me. The rest is cholesterole..."
  • "I'd love to get caught... but because your the one at work... it will just have to be you."

    • Conversations:

  • Myself and my best friend (in italics):

    • The story goes, while driving home while afternoon we passed an old man riding his bike up a large steep hill that, usually, the fittest would attempt and this guys was strugliing...
    Aw! Look at him! He's...aw! On ya way... [Well... that's not entirely correct but that's what it sounded like to me...]
    On ya bike!!!

    [09:33:19 PM] ][ .One lie : hmm.... did you notice there were cat references in each of my posts... that was unintentional... *runs around waving arms in the air like a gorilla*
    [09:35:20 PM] The sun goes: *reads... then bursts out laughing* i can imagine you doing that in the middle of a serious conversation...
     [09:35:26 PM] ][ .One lie : heheheh
    [09:35:34 PM] ][ .One lie : its what i feel like doing right now...
    [09:35:41 PM] ][ .One lie : but i dont want to ruin mums tv watching.

    [10:13:13 PM] It's the cru: ok, if chester walked in now... id be all over him like a rash..
    [10:13:27 PM] ][ .It watch: itchy?
    [10:13:32 PM] It's the cru: hehe
    [10:13:43 PM] It's the cru: no, covering him totally...
    [10:13:52 PM] It's the cru: his body would be mine...
    [10:13:53 PM] ][ .It watch: itchy?
    [10:13:59 PM] It's the cru: no
    [10:14:09 PM] It's the cru: sweaty by the end of it
    [10:16:54 PM] It's the cru: mau!!!
    [10:17:04 PM] It's the cru: so happy
    [10:17:25 PM] It's the cru: *screams for no reason*
    [10:17:51 PM] ][ .It watch: itchy?

    From the ones with intelligence:
  • "Even the people who never frown, eventually break down" - Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda.
  • "If truth doesn't save us, what does it say about us?" - Bujold.
  • "Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much." - Oscare Wilde.
  • "Appetitus Rootioni Pareat. Let your desires be ruled by reason." - Cicero.
  • "Can mute people burp?" - Unkown.
  • "The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristottle.
  • "If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get reposessed?" - Unknown.
  • "One thing vampire children are taught us to never run with a wooden stake." - Unknown.
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