A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines

and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game

is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question,

and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says,

"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,

and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and,

figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,

agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question.

"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,

pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks the lawyer,

"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer

and searches all his references, no answer.

He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the

net and the library of congress, no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker,

to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says,"Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,

wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,

hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.

One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a

ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"

"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss.

"Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?"

"Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean,'intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and

I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."

The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand.

The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree.

The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked,

"What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence."

"What's intelligence?" said the friend.

The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said,

Take your shovel and hit my hand."

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?

Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there

The last fight was my fault.

My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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