A Typical Male...

If you treat him nice

He says, "Yar mujhe line de rahi hai"

If you don't

He says, "She's too proud."

If you dress nicely

He says, "She trying to impress me."

If you don't

He says, "You're tasteless."

If you argue with him

He says, "You're stubborn."

If you don't

He says, "You have no brains."

If you act smarter

He'll lose his face as you're insulting him.

If he acts smart, he thinks it's his right.

If you don't love him,

He'll try to posses you.

If you love him,

He'll try to leave you.

If you don't kiss him,

He says, "You don't love me."

If you do

He says, "You're so cheap."

If you don't share your problems with him

He says, "You don't share anything with me."

If you do

He says, "You bother me a lot."

If you break a promise

He says, "I can't trust you anymore."

If he breaks a promise,

He says, "Jaan mein majboor tha."

If you scold him

He says, "You act like a nanny."

If he scolds you

He says, "It's because I love you."

If you smoke

He says "You're a bad girl."

If he smokes

He says, "I'm a man."

If you get good grades

He says, "It was luck."

If he gets good grades

He says, "It was brains."

If you hurt him

He says, "You don't care about me."

If he hurts you

He says, "You're so sensitive

This is so true :-)