Buddisum: Shit happens.
Hinduisum: All comes from Shit and turns to Shit.
Catholisisum: Forgive me I have Shat.
Protistant: Its all that Shit thats causing the troubble.
Judaisum: Why dose this Shit always happen to me?
Taouisum: Keep this Shit in ballance.
Froidisum: Tell me about your Shit.
Activist: This Shit really gives me the Shits.
Druggy: This is good Shit.
Hippy: All we are saying is give Shit a chance.
Artist: I get this Shit.