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        I'm currently playing in a Dungeons and Dragons Third Edition campaign run by Adam Beuttner set in his own unique world.  If you are interested in more things from the campaign, go to his web page.  In the campaign, the chaaracter I play is a Bard that is a historian.


"Your temple is defnunct!"
- Nee Goo, as the party mocked a higher power

"It's not polite to throw weapons at the table."
- Ivan, while at a dinner party thrown by a millenia old wizard.

"So I'm being lectured on manners by a dwarf.  That's different..."
- Cael the kleptomaniac

"I cast invisability in all my stuff."  "Clothes please!"
- Cornellious the mage (regarding the klepto), then Michael Wanderer

"You here a mental shrug."
- Adam, GM

"How do you sleep next to him?"  "Silence spells."
- Michael, then Nee Goo (spouce of Ivan the Dwarf)

"Flaming Sphere... bowling for green skins."
- Babbling Brook, describing his favorite druid spell

"He's like a snooze alarm!"
- Ben, describing how James puts Cael back to sleep

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