"Your
temple is defnunct!"
- Nee Goo, as the party mocked a higher power
"It's
not polite to throw weapons at the table."
- Ivan, while at a dinner party thrown by
a millenia old wizard.
"So
I'm being lectured on manners by a dwarf. That's different..."
- Cael the kleptomaniac
"I
cast invisability in all my stuff." "Clothes please!"
- Cornellious the mage (regarding the klepto),
then Michael Wanderer
"You
here a mental shrug."
- Adam, GM
"How
do you sleep next to him?" "Silence spells."
- Michael, then Nee Goo (spouce of Ivan the
Dwarf)
"Flaming
Sphere... bowling for green skins."
- Babbling Brook, describing his favorite
druid spell
"He's
like a snooze alarm!"
- Ben, describing how James puts Cael back
to sleep