the Poo Wee Bum Farts

Greetings people and everyone else. This section of the site is devoted to giving useful advise to the vulnerable and impressionable male youth of today to help them avoid being labelled as wankers. Hopefully finding this page will prove to be a life-changing experience for all of you. Pieces of advise will be listed in point form.

Don't leave pubic hair all over a bar of soap
Never own an answering machine
Don't throw pickles at the ceiling at McDonalds
Never spit on handrails
Don't write "yes please" in the "Sex" section of a form
Never do chin-ups in public
Never try to break up a fight
Don't try to be individual (wear different clothes, etc.)
Never tell anyone that you think they've had "enough to drink"
Never drink Diet Coke
Don't show any sign of pain when someone kicks you in the face
Never do burn-outs in front of high schools
Rat's tails are NOT fashionable
Never quote South Park characters
Never answer the phone with "Yo"
Never make jokes about bodily functions and excretions (note: yes, I am aware that my band is called the Poo Wee Bum Farts)