I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from the slab began to rise And suddenly, to my surprise He did the Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash It caught on in a flash He did the Monster Mash From my laboratory in the Castle East To the Master Bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abode To get a jolt from my electrode And do the Monster Mash And do my graveyard smash They caught on in a flash To do the monster mash The scene was rocking all were digging the sound Igor on chains backed by His Baying Hounds The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, the Crypt Kicker Five The Zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included WolfMan Dracula and his son Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring It seems he was worried 'bout just one thing Opened the lid and shook his fist, and said "Whatever hoppened to my Transylvania Tvist?" It's now the Monster Mash And it's a graveyard smash It's caught on in a flash It's now the Monster Mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash, it's the hit of the land For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you And you can Monster Mash And do my graveyard Smash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can Monster Mash
