yorcadon (9:02:14 PM): Hi.
Session concluded at 9:40:11 PM
cjtffx (11:53:11 AM):
hey
yorcadon
(11:53:37 AM):
Hi...
cjtffx
(11:53:58 AM):
whats your
name? im Chris
yorcadon
(11:54:10 AM):
Hi Chris... Do I know you?
cjtffx
(11:54:29 AM):
nope you
tryed to IM me last night
yorcadon
(11:54:38 AM):
What?
cjtffx
(11:54:57 AM):
never mind
cjtffx
(11:55:02 AM):
you dont
know me
yorcadon
(11:55:11 AM):
Ok.. Then why are you talking
to me?
yorcadon
(11:55:19 AM):
I never said anything to you.
cjtffx
(11:55:32 AM):
yes you did
yorcadon
(11:55:37 AM):
No.. I didn't.
cjtffx
(11:55:43 AM):
i just didnt
answer cuz i was sleep
cjtffx
(11:55:54 AM):
then wdho
did i get your s/n
cjtffx
(11:56:01 AM):
who*
cjtffx
(11:56:05 AM):
how*
cjtffx
(11:56:29 AM):
if you dont
want to talk to me ill leave
yorcadon
(11:56:35 AM):
Maybe you're a freak who likes
to IM random people.
yorcadon
(11:56:43 AM):
Well why did you talk to me?
cjtffx
(11:56:54 AM):
b/c
cjtffx
(11:56:59 AM):
know one
else is on
yorcadon
(11:57:13 AM):
*No one else?
yorcadon
(11:57:18 AM):
Not in the entire world?
yorcadon
(11:57:27 AM):
You and I are the only people
on?
cjtffx
(11:57:36 AM):
ass
cjtffx
(11:57:46 AM):
you know
what i mean
cjtffx
(11:58:06 AM):
so whats
your name?
yorcadon
(11:58:17 AM):
I know what you said.. You said
no one else is on. But apparently that's not what you meant.
yorcadon
(11:58:25 AM):
I'm not sure I want to tell you
my name.
cjtffx
(11:58:33 AM):
ok
cjtffx
(11:58:42 AM):
so do you
wanna talk
yorcadon
(11:59:01 AM):
You're that bored? You just
pick a random person and start talking to thrm?
yorcadon
(11:59:08 AM):
*them.
cjtffx
(11:59:16 AM):
sometimes
cjtffx
(11:59:24 AM):
so what
cjtffx
(11:59:41 AM):
a/s/l
yorcadon
(11:59:58 AM):
Maybe I'm the only one on
because I'm the only person on your buddly list other than yourself. Don't you
have any friends?
cjtffx
(12:00:12 PM):
ok if your
gonna be a smart ass bye
yorcadon
(12:00:19 PM):
75/f/Africa.
yorcadon
(12:00:27 PM):
How about you Chris?
cjtffx
(12:00:29 PM):
really
yorcadon
(12:00:34 PM):
Yes, indeed.
cjtffx
(12:00:52 PM):
13/m/US
cjtffx
(12:01:11 PM):
what time is
it there?
yorcadon
(12:01:24 PM):
I bet you like to piss people
off. Is that why you've got a 21 percent warning level?
cjtffx
(12:01:42 PM):
no my friend
was playin around
yorcadon
(12:01:53 PM):
I thought you said you didn't
have any friends?
cjtffx
(12:01:55 PM):
ne wayz what
time is it there?
cjtffx
(12:02:08 PM):
i do just
none of them are on
yorcadon
(12:02:31 PM):
Except me right?
cjtffx
(12:02:43 PM):
yup
cjtffx
(12:02:46 PM):
your not
reall 75
cjtffx
(12:02:51 PM):
really*
yorcadon
(12:02:52 PM):
Good guess..
cjtffx
(12:03:04 PM):
age please
yorcadon
(12:03:18 PM):
I'll give you three guesses as
to whether I actually live in Africa or not.
cjtffx
(12:03:36 PM):
ok
cjtffx
(12:03:41 PM):
do you?
cjtffx
(12:04:00 PM):
tell me the
truth no more games?
cjtffx
(12:04:07 PM):
smart ass
yorcadon
(12:04:08 PM):
By giving you three guesses,
I'm suggesting that you GUESS, not ask.
cjtffx
(12:04:28 PM):
US
cjtffx
(12:04:49 PM):
Japan
yorcadon
(12:04:50 PM):
I wanted you to guess whether
or not I lived in africa.. US is not a valid answer, 2 guesses left.
yorcadon
(12:04:54 PM):
1 guess left...
yorcadon
(12:05:21 PM):
The question is: Do I live in
Africa? What is your answer?
yorcadon
(12:06:02 PM):
So where in the US do you live,
Chris?
cjtffx signed off at
12:06:12 PM.
cjtffx signed on at 12:06:20 PM.
yorcadon
(12:06:26 PM):
Welcome back, Chris.
cjtffx
(12:06:32 PM):
sorry
yorcadon
(12:06:38 PM):
Yeah I would be too.
cjtffx
(12:06:45 PM):
my comp
spazed
cjtffx
(12:06:57 PM):
so
cjtffx
(12:07:12 PM):
i guess you
really do live in Africa
cjtffx
(12:07:47 PM):
yes no maybe
so
yorcadon
(12:07:47 PM):
Damn.. Three guesses, all you
had to say was 'Yes' then 'No' and you would have been guaranteed to get the
right answer, and you failed.
cjtffx
(12:08:10 PM):
what can i
say im an ass
cjtffx
(12:08:22 PM):
ne way
answer my question
yorcadon
(12:08:23 PM):
Well, you can say "I'm an ass.'
yorcadon
(12:08:34 PM):
What question is that?
cjtffx
(12:09:01 PM):
a/s/l and
what time is it where ever you are
yorcadon
(12:09:28 PM):
13/m/US
cjtffx
(12:09:39 PM):
oh cool
cjtffx
(12:10:12 PM):
so do you
like video games?
yorcadon
(12:10:26 PM):
I've never played a 'video
game.'
cjtffx
(12:10:33 PM):
really
yorcadon
(12:10:34 PM):
They don't have those in
Africa.
cjtffx
(12:11:03 PM):
you said you
lived in US and videogames are everywhere
yorcadon
(12:11:17 PM):
I live in Africa, in the Congo
jungle.
yorcadon
(12:11:33 PM):
There are no video games here,
there isn't even any electricity.
yorcadon
(12:11:42 PM):
I don't even know what
electricity is.
cjtffx
(12:12:02 PM):
13/m/US
then why did you tyoe that
yorcadon
(12:12:22 PM):
I was copying you... I told you
I'm a 75 year old woman living in Africa.
cjtffx
(12:12:50 PM):
how are you
on a computer with no electricity
yorcadon
(12:13:24 PM):
I'm on a stationary bicycle.
I'm peddling it to generate electricity, whatever that is..
cjtffx
(12:13:54 PM):
you are full
of shit
yorcadon
(12:14:32 PM):
Watch your mouth or I'll come
over and break my foot off in your ass.
cjtffx
(12:14:55 PM):
no 75 year
old tals like that
cjtffx
(12:15:01 PM):
talks*
yorcadon
(12:16:14 PM):
what is ya talkin about? - aww
yea foo.
cjtffx
(12:16:41 PM):
full of shit
yorcadon
(12:17:39 PM):
Excuse me? You wants ta tell me
what ya iz jivin' about? in the hood
cjtffx
(12:18:06 PM):
What are you
talkin about?
yorcadon
(12:18:39 PM):
Watch yo' mouth or you'll git
beeotch slapped. I'll smoke ya. brace yourself foo'!
cjtffx
(12:18:59 PM):
bye
cjtffx
(12:19:10 PM):
unless you
tell me the truth
yorcadon
(12:19:28 PM):
Oh nahh ya did not just say bye
ta me.
yorcadon
(12:20:16 PM):
You wants ta know da truth do
ya? I don' th'o't ya really do. I'm not sure ya can handle it. what 'chew
trippin foo'
cjtffx
(12:21:15 PM):
i can handle
it
cjtffx
(12:21:19 PM):
old women
yorcadon
(12:21:40 PM):
All right, here iz da honest ta
god truth: I be seventy-five years old. I'm an ugly ass negroid biotch, an' I
live in da middle o' da god damn jungle. what the fuck sup now?
cjtffx
(12:22:00 PM):
your funny
but full of shit
yorcadon
(12:22:33 PM):
And I will bust yo' punk ass
cuz I'm in great shape from riding dis here bike all muh ma fuckin life. ya'll
is mad stupid.
yorcadon
(12:23:30 PM):
You're gonna die, beeotch. all
ye damn hood ratz..
yorcadon
(12:24:01 PM):
I'm about ta open uh HUGE can
o' whoop ass on ya. slap mah fro!
cjtffx
(12:24:12 PM):
bye
cjtffx
(12:24:15 PM):
old hag
cjtffx
(12:24:28 PM):
unless you
wanna tell the truth
yorcadon
(12:24:51 PM):
Ok ok..
yorcadon
(12:25:11 PM):
The truth is I'm 13. Female.
And I live in the middle of the US jungle..
yorcadon
(12:25:31 PM):
With no electricity, whatever
that is.
cjtffx
(12:26:36 PM):
quit warnin
me
(His warning level was already up so I went ahead and warned him as much as I could, up to around 55%)
yorcadon
(12:26:43 PM):
No.
yorcadon
(12:26:52 PM):
Where in good old America do
you live?
yorcadon
(12:27:00 PM):
Tell me.
yorcadon
(12:27:02 PM):
TELL ME.
yorcadon
(12:27:09 PM):
DON'T IGNORE ME.
cjtffx
(12:27:11 PM):
are you
gonna stop warning me
yorcadon
(12:27:33 PM):
I'm warning you right now you
better give me your full name, address, and social security number.
yorcadon
(12:27:37 PM):
Chop chop.
cjtffx
(12:27:46 PM):
fuck that
cjtffx
(12:27:51 PM):
s/b
yorcadon
(12:27:54 PM):
Fuck that?
yorcadon
(12:28:00 PM):
Fuck you.
cjtffx
(12:29:02 PM):
ok bye
yorcadon
(12:29:05 PM):
ok bye
cjtffx
(12:29:07 PM):
your no fun
yorcadon
(12:29:12 PM):
*you're
yorcadon
(12:29:34 PM):
Dint you never finish your
skool boy?
yorcadon
(12:29:59 PM):
You're about as smart as a rock
under water.
cjtffx
(12:29:59 PM):
yes
yorcadon
(12:30:04 PM):
Yes, I know.
yorcadon
(12:30:07 PM):
Thanks for agreeing.
yorcadon
(12:30:26 PM):
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(12:30:27 PM):
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(12:30:28 PM):
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(12:30:29 PM):
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(12:30:31 PM):
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(12:30:31 PM):
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(12:30:32 PM):
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(12:30:33 PM):
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(12:30:35 PM):
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(12:30:36 PM):
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(12:30:38 PM):
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(12:30:41 PM):
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cjtffx (12:30:43
PM):
asdgfj
cjtffx
(12:30:44 PM):
asd
cjtffx
(12:30:58 PM):
sgfsa
cjtffx
(12:31:01 PM):
bye
cjtffx
(12:31:05 PM):
ttyk
yorcadon
(12:31:11 PM):
g
yorcadon
(12:31:13 PM):
yorcadon
(12:31:14 PM):
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yorcadon
(12:31:15 PM):
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yorcadon
(12:31:16 PM):
yorcadon
(12:31:20 PM):
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yorcadon
(12:31:21 PM):
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yorcadon
(12:31:23 PM):
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yorcadon
(12:31:25 PM):
!
yorcadon
(12:31:30 PM):
!
yorcadon
(12:31:33 PM):
!
cjtffx
(12:31:35 PM):
talk dirty
to me
yorcadon
(12:31:42 PM):
You first.
cjtffx
(12:31:53 PM):
nope i asked
you
yorcadon
(12:32:00 PM):
I'll do it later. I have to go.
Session concluded at 12:32:02 PM
cjtffx (2:23:29 PM):
what up
yorcadon
(2:23:53 PM):
Hi...
yorcadon
(2:23:55 PM):
Who are you?
cjtffx
(2:23:55 PM):
are you
warning me
(He was up to about 75% now so throughout the rest of our talk I got him to 100%)
cjtffx
(2:24:24 PM):
ar you
yorcadon
(2:24:30 PM):
What?
cjtffx signed off at 2:24:52
PM.
cjtffx (2:26:12
PM):
please stop
yorcadon
(2:26:17 PM):
Stop what?
cjtffx
(2:26:22 PM):
or i will be
kicked off
yorcadon
(2:26:27 PM):
..
cjtffx
(2:26:31 PM):
warning me
yorcadon
(2:26:33 PM):
I'm not doing anything.
yorcadon
(2:26:37 PM):
I'm not warning you.
cjtffx signed off at 2:27:18
PM.
Session concluded at 2:31:15 PM