KATY
KATY WAS THE BEST GOALKEEPER IN THE WORLD.
SHE COULD SAVE A PING-PONG BALL OR ROLLED-UP SILVER FOIL SHOT AT HER FROM ANY ANGLE. IF SHE HAD GROWN INTO AN ADULT CAT SHE WOULD HAVE PLAYED GOAL FOR ENGLAND OR POSSIBLE EVEN FOR MIDDLESBROUGH. SHE WOULD HAVE QUITE EASILY FOUND A PLACE WITH SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY! UNFORTUNATELY SHE WAS NOT WITH US FOR VERY LONG BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED OR WE WOULD HAVE SENT HER FOR A TRIAL.