AGREEMENT FOR PARTICIPATION
IN THE
ANNUAL
ROYAL LOW-LIFE

BETWEEN

Royal Low-Life Order

(Hereinafter "ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES OR ROYAL RULER OR WHATEVER")
AND
_____________________________

(Print your full name above.)
(Hereinafter "LOW-LIFE WANNABEE")

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WHEREAS, ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES desires to make available certain Camp Sites of the Not So Rich and Not So Famous and foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 1 in a "barbecue" format (hereinafter "ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ") and LOW-LIFE WANNABEE is prepared to attend said Camp Sites of the Not So Rich and Not So Famous and consume said foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 2 of this agreement.

NOW, in consideration of the mutual promises contained herein, and ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES' agreement to hold ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ and LOW-LIFE WANNABEE'S agreement to attend the ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ during the term of this agreement, subject to the terms and conditions contained herein, the parties agree as follows:

ARTICLE 1

ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES agrees to provide a Camp Site of the Not So Rich and Not So Famous suitable for the ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ. Specifically, the following Camp Site of the Not So Rich and Not So Famous has been chosen (hereinafter "Camp Site of the Not So Rich and Not So Famous"):

Lake Cattail

The following paragraph should not be construed as directions, but may be of assistance in locating Camp Site of the Not So Rich and Not So Famous:

Find your own damn way to Shelbina, Missouri

ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES agrees to provide beverages and snack-type foods. Specifically, these may include any, all, or none of the following: Beer, Diet Coke, More Beer, Potato Chips, More Beer, Deep-fried Marshmallows ala Will, Mud Bugs ala Swanson, Red Beans and Rice ala Whoever on Friday Night, Home-made Noodles ala Roxie, Grilled Steak and Plastic Wrapper ala Consort Wayne, Hotdogs - ala NOT FAT FREE.

INCLUSION ON THIS LIST DOES NOT IMPLY AVAILABILITY NOR THAT SAID ITEMS WILL BE EDIBLE.

ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES shall make available to LOW-LIFE WANNABEE a grilling device suitable for the barbecue process. LOW-LIFE WANNABEE will not complain if grilling device is a stick or pair of pliers. Temperature of grill shall be sufficiently hot as to char all surfaces which make direct contact with grill, but not so hot as to char surfaces which do not belong in direct contact with grill, unless surface is allowed to remain on grill for an excessive period (to be determined by ROYAL RULER).

ROYAL RULER will not be responsible for LOW-LIFE WANNABEE'S own stupidity. LOW-LIFE WANNABEE may be held responsible for ROYAL RULER'S STUPIDITY.

ARTICLE 2

LOW-LIFE WANNABEE'S attendance at Camp Site of the Not So Rich and Not So Famous during term of agreement implies LOW-LIFE WANNABEE'S participation in the ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ. LOW-LIFE WANNABEE may invite additional LOW-LIFE WANNABEEs. ROYAL LOW-LIFE RULER may reject additional LOW-LIFE WANNABEE as needed or as desired.

LOW-LIFE WANNABEE IS ADVISED TO BRING AN ITEM SUITABLE FOR GRILLING. LOW-LIFE WANNABEES lacking items suitable for grilling are welcome at the ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ, but in such case ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES assumes no responsibility for LOW-LIFE WANNABEE'S participation in barbecue process or LOW-LIFE WANNABEE'S hunger pains. This in no way implies that ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES assumes any responsibility for anything whatsoever, under any circumstances.

ARTICLE 3

This agreement shall be in full force and effect commencing 5:00 P.M. on said Friday of the ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ. It terminates at the mutual agreement of ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES and LOW-LIFE WANNABEE, or at the exclusive discretion of ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES, whichever occurs first.

ARTICLE 4

The ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ is offered "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. The ROYAL LOW-LIFE BBQ is not backed by the Seal of Good Housekeeping. The Royal Order of Low-Life will in no way be held responsible for any food poisoning which may occur. The Royal Ruler nor any member of the Royal Low-Life Order shall be held responsible in anyway whatsoever, nor shall any recourse of any type (legal or illegal) be levered against the Royal Order of Low-Lifes for any illness, fatal or not, that might occur after consuming Princess Roxie's homemade noodles.

ARTICLE 5

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties hereto have executed this Agreement as of the date noted below.

THE ROYAL ORDER OF LOW-LIFES
BY:_____________________________ DATE:_____________________________

LOW-LIFE WANNABEE
BY:_____________________________ DATE:_____________________________