RATING: 7.5

HOW KENNY DIES: When Mr. Garrison tries to shoot Kathie Lee, he hits Kenny instead. Kenny lands on a flagpole which impales him.

SUMMARY: Cartman wins a nature essay writing contest, so Kathie Lee comes to town for the award ceremony. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat plot to kill her, while Wendy tries to find out how Cartman won the contest and not her essay on dolphins. Cartman is trying to buff up for his TV appearance and orders "Weightgain 4000", which contains 4000 grams of saturated fat. Wendy finds out that Cartman cheated on the contest, and Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny by mistake, rather than Kathie Lee. At the end Cartman is super fat and gets to go on TV for Geraldo.

MEMORABLE QUOTES:

Cartman: "I'm the one that's going to be on TV looking all buff."

Cartman: "I'm gonna have a nice body, and I'm gonna show it off, got that?"

Cartman: "And I'm looking totally ripped. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!"

Cartman: "Yeah, I'm starting to fill out nicely."

Cartman: "Sweet, check me out. I'm such a beefcake, I can't even fit through the door."

Cartman: "Follow your dream. You can reach your goals; I'm living proof."

Kyle: "God damn, thats a big fat ass."

Barbrady: "Damn, he could be anywhere. Send out an APB."

Kyle: "Hey Stan, did you see that rainbow this morning?"
Stan: "Yeah, it was huge."
Cartman: "Ugh, I hate those things."
Kyle: "Nobody hates rainbows."
Stan: "Yeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?"
Cartman: "Well,, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, hey, get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."