AN OLD AUSTRIAN

An old Austrian went yodeling on a mountain top high,
When a long came a Grizzly bear and interrupted his cry.

Yo - le - li,
Yo - li - le - hi - hi
Yo - li - le - ha - ha
Shi - ha  (x2)

Yo - li - le - li -o

Lap dog  (he, he)
Jersey Cow (psst, psst)
His Girlfriend (kiss, kiss)
Her Father (bang, bang)

HUMP-TY DUMP

Hump-ty, Dump, Hum-hum-ty, dumpty, dumpty, (repeat)

Humpty, Dumpty set on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the King's horses and all the King's man said "OOH - ain't that funky !"
Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went the lamb said "OOH  - ain't that funky !"

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and said "OOH - ain't that funky !"

Old Mother Huppard went to the Cupboard to fetch her dog a bone, when she got there the cupboard was bare and she said "OOH - ain't that funky !"

Humpty, Dumpty set on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the King's horses and all the King's man said "OOH - ain't that funky !"