September Stick Dance
Head bobbing up, down, and all around
How are these things built off the ground
Sticks begin dancing through the air
Destroying this creatures natural insect snare
Then there is a blotch on your leg, It's moving
Millions of seed ticks, Boy they are really groovin'
You swung your stick way too late
Maybe you should have walked straight
Arms twitch as your spitting and coughing
Hope the trap you ate has natural protein
The birds, they chuckle deep down inside
As you scratch and paw at your hide
When you mix stupidity
With late summer humidity
It can only be for one reason
We're out scouting for deer season
So around the woods we prance
Performing the ritual - September Stick Dance
September 5, 1995