Excerpt taken from an interview with Reese in issue 54, volume 3 of "Karate Mom" magazine, 1995:

KMM: So Reese, what do you do when you're not "surfing the internet"?

Reese: Usually, I spend my days drilling for a cheap source of chocolate.

KMM: Where were you born?

Reese: EARTH! No matter what the rumors say!! (nervous laughter)

KMM: Speaking of rumors, any truth to the ones about you and Lisa Marie Presley?

Reese: (nervous laughter)

KMM: What sort of plans do you have for your future?

Reese: Wouldn't YOU like to know...PUNK!

KMM: Is Reese your real name?

Reese: No, actually, it's Prince Edgar Chichester.

KMM: What was the scariest day of your life?

Reese: Once, when I was out of underwear, [unprintable]

KMM: Okay.... what was the happiest day of your life?

Reese: Once, when I was out of underwear, [unprintable]

KMM: Uhhh... have you ever had any trouble with the law?

Reese: Certain court orders prevent me from answering that.

KMM: Okay, where did you go to school?

Reese: Certain court orders prevent me from answering that.

KMM: What was the last funny book you read?

Reese: Moby Dick.

KMM: What was the last movie you saw?

Reese: Oh, uh, I'm not sure what it was called; it was really good whatever it was. Unfortunately, they had the sound turned down at the asylum.

KMM: Are there any women in your life?

Reese: Actually I'm married to the sea. But when the divorce goes through I'm hoping Alanis isn't attached.

KMM: Do you have any pets?

Reese: As a matter of fact, yes. I raise baby sea turtles in the tub. There's Jimmy, Enrico and little Josepi Hansfield.

KMM: What got you interested in the internet?

Reese: The plate in my head picks up electronic signals. I can browse the internet, surf the web and send email without getting out of bed.

KMM: Where do you shop for those clothes?

Reese: The Gap for Pinheads.

KMM: What is that strange grinding sound?

Reese: Oh, that's me, sorry.

KMM: Why are you standing over me like that?

Reese: ....

KMM: What are you doing with that-- Aaaarrrgghh!!?

Reese: (maniacal laughter)

--------------------------------------------KMM

Interviewer Polly Stevens has won three pulitzer prizes and the coveted Silver Sow award in her long career with this magazine. We all hope she turns up safe and sound.