Thursday, 12:47: Arrived at the convention hall, no pants.
Thursday, 1:26: Returned to the convention hall, fully panted!
1:30: Arrived at the "Mr Goodbar" display, ate 35 chocolate bars.
2:00: Left men's room after *mysterious* stomach ailment. 2:07:Found Gummi Bear display set up by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi. 2:45: Pockets exploding with gummi!
3:04: Perused the "Hershey" table while filling pockets with kissies.
3:06: Shown the door by very humorless security guard.
Friday, 12:01: Returned to convention hall, but not permitted to enter.
12:20: Climbed through window in ladies' room.
12:34: Outran angry female security guard, hid in giant "CandyMan" display until coast was clear.
12:57: Found Hersheys' Reese Peanut Butter Cups Display!!
7:00: Forced to leave when convention closed.
Saturday, 12:07: Slipped past security guards and entered convention.
12:15: Returned to Reese PB Cups display, stared at by Hershey employees.
3:03: Left display to get autograph of Mr GoodBar.
3:12: Fist-fight with Mr GoodBar.
3:26: Thrown out of convention center by riled security guards, got a whuppin' in the back.
5:02: Regained conciousness, went back to hotel.
Sunday, 12:04: Was tired of convention, played golf.
4:36: Runnnn, git to da choppuhhhhh..... returned home!