So I walk into my room today, crickets in hand ready to reward my fellow reptilian friend. I turn the corner go to lift the lid off of the cage and look down at him. What I saw there in that moment was something so spectacular that I am positive nothing in my life time will ever be able to match it: I saw my gecko masturbating. He had his little 2 cm. penis (which I am ashamed to say is much larger than mine) in hand stroking like the wind. Will I stood there and let the shock set in, his face turned rosy red, but that did not stop him. He kept jacking away as if he were a jack hammer. As soon as I got over my shock I decided that we needed to have "the talk", so I asked him to quickly finish and clean up when he was done. I went and got some water for the little fella, he had been working pretty hard, I am sure he was exhuasted. As soon as he was done I went in and started talking. "Wilson, there comes a time in every man....gecko's life when he starts felling like he needs to hump some stolen underwear. I think that today is that day for you." "MMMMMMyeas, go on." "Well, here is some condoms that I use, they will probably fit you, and my stolen underwear collection is on the bottom shelf in the other bedroom if you ever need it. OH YEAH and there is some porn in there....you know what kind *wink*." "Thank you kind sir." Wilson said in a British accent. "Don't get any girls pregnant, punch in the stomach after you cum in side, make her bleed." "Thanks, bye."