Have you ever wondered who has the second biggest cock in the world? I have, and i finally reached a conclusion: Any guy with a big truck. If come up with an equation and it goes as follows: You take the length of the distance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender and that is the size of the cock of the guy that owns the truck. However, there are a few other parts to this equation. Next, you take the diameter of the exhaust pipe and multiply the cock size by the exhaust pipe size. After that, one is to measure the decible level of the exhaust and add that to the overall size of the penis at hand. Next you add the size of each subwoofer that is in the truck to the size of the cock. Once that is all done there are a few more things one must check for: A Fox Racing Sticker, an Aint Skeerd Sticker, anyother type of motorcross sticker becuase a motorcross sticker means that you ARE sponsored and you have probably won the champoinship for the past 50 or so decades, any NASCAR sticker, and most importantly, a "#3 the DOMINATOR, DALE EARNHART" sticker. For each sticker raise the size of the cock to each given variable:
Fox Racing: 5
Anyother Motorcross Sticker: 2
Aint Skeerd: 2
NASCAR: 4
THE INTIMIDATOR (because I am sure you follow in his footsteps, as do I): 5,000,000,000,001
Chances are you don't need to take your truck offroad becuase you have already proved that your cock is huge, so if you never take your truck offroad (or drive it in the mud to impress girls by the amount of dried mud on your truck), or you flat out have a trailer queen, then give yourself an extra 4 yards added on to your cock.
You see, i have come to the conclusion that the average cock size of anyone driving a truck is about 3,902.34 in, and the reason the drive a big truck is so that they can haul their cock in the bed of the truck, that is the only logical answer i can come up with. So when you see a big truck next to you with a 24" lift and 42" tires and a bombing sound system, heed the cock and immediatly pull off to the side of the road to ensure a safe passage for the man with the gargantuan cock that puts you to shame.
Disclaimer: This equation does not apply to Adam, as he has the largest cock in the world.
