Little Man Matthew

I'd like to think this is a redwood tree Little Man Matthew

Matthew Alexander arrived into the world at 10:29 PM on Saturday, October 21st, 1995.

After 18 hours of labor and 2.5 hours of pushing, it was determined that the Little Man did not want to become a taxpayer, and so he was delivered by C-section. Since discovering this means he is a tax deduction, he's quite glad he came.

**The Vital Statistics**
	At Birth:	As of 10/23/98:
weight:	8 lb. 13 oz.	32 lb.
length:	20.25"	37.5"
head circumference:	14.25"	N/A

Matthew-Speak

bathing suit = "baby soup" (9/98)

first = "firts" (say it outloud: it's cute)(amongst first words)

Teletubbies = "tele-cubbies"

two years old