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Horse Person Quiz
Were towing capacities, GVWs, rear-end and
gear ratios some of the things
you discussed before selection your current vehicle?
Do you have more than one car?
One for you and one for the horses?
Do you spend your vacations and holidays
going to shows, clinics and
exibitions
when everyone else goes on a cruise?
If you do go overseas,
is it to attend a CCI**** or USET qualifying event?
Do you discuss things at the dinner table
that would make most doctors leave
in disgust?
Do you consider casual wear to be clean jeans and hosed off muckers?
Do you consider formal wear to be clean, starched jeans and crepe soled
Ropers?
Is your interior decorator Miller's or Pard's?
Does your furniture and carpeting reflect your passion for horses?
Are your end tables really tack trunks with tablecloths thrown over them?
Do you know what these acronyms stand for?
USET, FEI, AQHA, NYATT, OCAP
What's the difference between NARHA and NRHA?
Between APHA and ApHC?
Is your mail made up primarily of tack catalogs,
horse magazines and prize
lists?
Do you get up before dawn to go to Lessons? Horse Shows? Clinics?
If you do have dresses, are they made of horse print, tweed or plaid
fabrics?
Do your pockets often contain hay,
carrots and folding hoof picks?
When you meet a new person do you always ask them
what kind of horse they
have and pity them if they don't have one?
Do you remember the name of their horse
sooner than you remember their name?
Do you find non-horse people boring?
If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope.
If you
answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble.
If you answered YES to
three or more, you have come to the right place.
My advice to all of you with three or more YES's
is to sit back and smile,
turn to the smiling person next to you and know that your life will always
be filled with good friends, good horses and it will never be boring!
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