Crashing Sucks by Jon Pratt

Breeze flowing through my hair
Exhileration as I catch some air
First spring ride on a favorite trail
Little did I know I'd end up on my tail

Round a corner and down the hill
I was out riding with my buddy Phil
I hit an Oak Tree with a WHACK!
"Oh sh#t I just broke my back"

Ambulence ride to see Dr. Chainsnap
He's a cool guy, but he can't rap
I am lucky I only broke one little bone
I shouldn't have jumped that one last stone

I will recover to ride another day
The ground is my friend and there I will stay
My helmet is cracked in eight different places
I guess I won't be doing any mountain bike races