Please note that as this is going to be a "tight" year, Management has decided that we should do all we can to reduce cost and improve productivity. Would appreciate it if all of us could adhere to the guidelines with immediate effect. Thank you for your cooperation.
This will be accepted as an excuse. We would like two weeks notice since
we feel that it is your duty to train someone else for your job.
This is no excuse. There is nothing you can do for them and henceforth
no time will be allowed for funerals. However, in case of hardships, the
Company has special scheme, in conjunction with the local cemetery for
lunch-time burials thus ensuring that no time is lost from work.
Henceforth, no time off will be allowed for an operation. The company
believes that as long as you are an employee, you will need all of
whatever you already have and will not consider having any of it
removed. We have engaged you for a particular job, with all of your
parts, and to have anything removed would mean that the Company is
getting less than it contracted for.
Far too much time on this particular practise. In future, all staff will
go in alphabetical order. All surnames beginning with 'A' will go from
9.45 to 10.00. Those beginning with 'B' will go from 10.05 to 10.15 and
so on. Anyone unable to attend at this appropriate time will have to
wait until the following day for their turn to come around.